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lazy pineapple

A person who has legit no regard for anything or anyone and likes to believe they are the best and often talks to you in a condescending manner.
Friend 1: "God, he was being such an ass."
Friend 2: "Of course he was. He's a lazy pineapple."
Friend 1: "Agreed."
by TheTubaPlayingWhiteMexican January 4, 2017
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Randy the Helpful Pineapple

The pineapple helper of Stuff Magazine.
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by adonkeyisaass December 19, 2003
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Can I Lick Your Pineapple?

A question that is purely innocent but sounds very perverted. It is used in a conversation between friends when they feel like making other people feel awkward. Can be answered with "Yes, you may lick my pineapple" or "no but you may lick my (other fruit)".
Kayla: "Amy, can I lick your pineapple?"
Amy: "No, but you may lick my cantalope."

Marla: "Dakota, can I lick your pineapple?"
Dakota: "Yes, you may lick my pineapple."
(Random Person): "What?!"
by MayILikeYourPineapple? June 24, 2011
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rave pineapple

A new drug noted as combining the empathogenic qualities of crystal meth with the stimulant features of ketamine. Rave Pineapples have become popular with bridge and tunnel kids all over the North Eastern USA, and Upper Hutt. The drug is produced in clan labs by a somewhat hazardous process including the reduction of fake V1agr4 (mostly obtained from spamvertised websites) with lithium from mobile phone batteries.
Kevin got like, totally munted on Rave Pineapples and tried to gnaw the gas attendents arms off.
by Rich d'Rich May 1, 2008
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Dirty Pineapple

-noun
1. a martini made of pineapple juice, vodka, and olive brine created by some random Mexican chef.

2. a vagina with incredibly coarse pubic hair

3. a fruit that is sometimes (wrongly) combined with ham and eaten on pizza

-verb
4. the sexual act in which a penis is inserted into the hole in a pineapple slice before vaginal penetration, acting as a juicy clitoral stimulant and eliminating the need for flavored condoms. The fuck-ee may choose to eat the pineapple afterwards.

5. the act of masturbating using pineapple juice as lubrication.
1. I mistakenly thought he was good-looking after 5 Dirty Pinapples.

2. The moment I unzipped her pants, I realized that this was a dirty pineapple hidden in a jungle of pubes.

3. Can I interest you in some dirty pineapple on top of your pizza?

4. After we Dirty Pineappled, I realized how hungry I was.

5. Since I can't cry, I Dirty Pineapple instead. See CAM.
by Mysterious Fruits December 3, 2009
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confused pineapple

A sexual position in where the girl put her knees by her head and the male then procedes to use her breasts in place of a vagina
Dude I was fuckin Lindsay so hard last night, she begged me to Confuse Pineapple her skanky ass! (Confused Pineapple)
by EbonicsForHoes December 10, 2009
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Spicy Pineapple

The act or circumstance that causes a woman to go into labor. This is whatever a woman is doing immediately before she begins to go into labor.
Well wisher - Congratulations. So what was the spicy pineapple?

Proud Mother - A rerun of Dirty Jobs. The one where he's cleaning dump trucks.
by Rupert.Durden December 23, 2010
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