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Mysticalposting

The act of shitposting but also acting absolutely insane to the point people worry if your fucking schizophrenic. a mix of generic shitposting and schizoposting.
Bob69: Oregon bomb car house

Luke43: what the hell?

Bob69: Im trying mysticalposting
by Mystical694 March 4, 2024
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Mystery Mudding

The act fornicating (male on female) by which taking the lovely lady from behind, once finished, you pull your fleshy meat stick out and to your surprise, it is covered in fecal residue. It is at this point you realize your error.
Oh boy, I was so drunk last night, I hammered Beatrice from behind, only to later figure out I had gone Mystery Mudding.
by JBCB March 9, 2024
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mystery trend

We don't know what it is. What is it? I don't know. Do you? What a mystery! Why a mystery? Why a trend? What a trend? How is a mystery a trend? Is the trend a mystery? Is it actually a mystery trend? Is it playing with us? Are they playing with us? Are we playing ourselves? Are we creating the mystery? I don't know. Do you?
Q: Why is the "mystery trend" never mentioned in Julian Cope's song "The Mystery Trend"?

A: The mystery train is on its way.
by Binggan March 31, 2024
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Mystiic Khalifa

An emerging contemporary artist that is influencing the next generation of creativity. With his bald head, he reminds everyone that imperfections = perfections.

You can find him on Kick.com/MystiicKhalifa

He Sells his artwork at MystiicKhalifa.com
Why did Mystiic Khalifa draw me with blue hair!
by Mystiic Khalifa April 1, 2024
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Mystic bong

A mystic bong is when you take a lighter, put it under your ball sack and afterwards under it, you light your balls on fire to create your hot semen then you get a girl and get her to smoke your hot nut
Hey babe want some of my mystic bong
by Mr.munt April 15, 2024
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Mystery meat

An individual of androgynous appearance. Like non-binary people. This is used to describe when someone is confused about the "meat" that they have
Chad : hey see that chick over there I'm going to shoot my shot

Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude

Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat
by Dizzy , devourer of worlds April 16, 2024
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Mystery meat

An individual of androgynous appearance. Like non-binary people. This is used to describe when someone is confused about the "meat" that they have
Chad : hey see that chick over there I'm going to shoot my shot

Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude

Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat
by Dizzy , devourer of worlds April 16, 2024
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