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Minecraft break up

In the popular game Minecraft sometimes a personal beef will occur or a virtual relationship between two loser virgins or discord users will end occurring in Minecraft theft and arson
The hello kitty girl from vrchat burned down my Minecraft house because I told her we should just be friends that’s how my Minecraft break up was on my Xbox 360 when I was 11
by Thatsabruhmoment May 24, 2023
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Minecraft

A very good game about a guy named Steve who decided to build a house out of the dirt he just beat up from the ground. Later on, Steve decides to throw an eye of an Enderman and he finds a cool portal underground.
He then goes in and finds the Ender Dragon who is big and fat and dies to his powerful diamond armour which in real life is too fragile and would most likely break. He then spends 10 minutes on Youtube trying to learn how to collect the dragon's egg. He then goes home to his dirt shack and for the rest of the time he spends in this world he gets a lot of crap from hell including Netherite and Wither skulls, and then accidentally dies to a creeper, and never returns.
Fortnite nerds: Minecraft is dead
Minecraft nerds: No
Google Trends: No
Youtube: No
Reddit: No
Twitch: No
Dream: *speedrunning intensifies*
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minecraft

Person 1: "Hey I heard that you broke your keyboard"
Person 2: "Yeah, because I died in my 6 month minecraft hardcore world"
Person 1: "Damn, you good bro?"
by VeryCoolManPerson December 2, 2021
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Minecraft

a small indie game developed in 2009
Hey bro did you see that Minecraft fall earlier?
by ur mom 9999 December 3, 2021
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minecraft icon

If 5-7 crazy stickmen taught us anything, the most powerful object in your computer.
Shit roger the IRS took our minecraft icon
by what kinda name is soap May 18, 2023
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minecraft lovehunt

minecraft lovehunt, or MCLH, is a visual novel where you become trapped in minecraft with Dream, GeorgeNotFound, and Sapnap and develop relationships with them before defeating the ender dragon. each character within the game has three endings: Romantic, Platonic, and Bad. However, you can only unlock Dream's romantic and platonic endings after getting all of GNF and Sapnap's endings, and you can only unlock Dream's bad ending after completing all of his other endings. After completing Dream's bad ending, all of the game's data resets and you can replay the game as if you just got it. There is no R-rated imagery in the game, and only one use of shit, and, for a dating sim, its very tame.
"Hey man, have you ever heard of Minecraft Lovehunt?"
"no..."
"good, don't look it up."
by Allie Wonderland November 30, 2022
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Minecraft

The best game there is.
Ever heard of Minecraft?
by Real_Oz1 February 3, 2022
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