Shlong Master

A shlong master is a pimp with a huge dick that is found in the depths of mexico. He finds little children and turns them into whores. The shlong masters name is usually diego.

1)gawd the shlong masters shlong is so big.
2)Shlong master turned me into a whore

by Diego Parra (me mexican) July 27, 2008

booty master

master of all things booty

khayla is the booty master

by bignutsack October 5, 2016

Crotch master

A person whose really great at giving head, fingering the coochie

Oh I love my boyfriend he’s a real crotch master.

by Crotch Master1267 January 19, 2019

Red Wing Master

The act of having sexual intercourse while a girl is on her period. Once that is achieved you have earned your "Red Wings". See also: Brown Belt.

There is the red wing master, bow to him, he has done what a lot of men will never do.... SEX ON A PERIOD!!!!

by Ragol October 16, 2008

Mased

To completely fuck up something despite having taken every safety precaution except for not killing your damn self for being such an idiot.

OMFG, you just mased your $100k car in that accident!

by opsman February 20, 2003

Mashed Potato Man

noun. A menace of the forest that came to life through a bowl of mashed potatoes. He wears a yellow shirt, blue jeans, and underpants on his head to hide his true identity.

"The Mashed Potato Man has come back!"

by Scnigey March 23, 2003

d master

One who is the master of the D's, a true D sucker. One who has D's in his mouth at all times. Size and color doesn't matter to the true D Master.

Matt: Oh damn, here he comes, D Master.
Mike: He really needs to get those dicks out of his mouth.
Drew: What dicks?

by The Python April 13, 2005