Monderstandable

A normally stupid action caused and/or excused by the fact that it's Monday.

She locked her keys in her car for the 4th time, but it's Monderstandable.

by oshanaKL October 29, 2012

mingeries

Lady part injuries caused by a female borrowing (or stealing) and then falling off a men's bike that's too large.

James: "Why don't you borrow Duggers bike for a joyride?"

Clare: "I want to avoid any nasty mingeries"

by St.John Smythe September 2, 2013

Monged outta my Tush

When you are in a retarded mood from drink and/or drugs

Hey man my sheets are suppose to be white not brown
shitty pants" Ya that was last night I was monged outta my Tush.

by Simon galaxy November 21, 2014

mongeku

Liking A Girls Pictures On Instagram, With A Shitty Account Name

YOU FUCKING MONGEKU

by Give me a name January 11, 2016

monegry

money hungry

I want to overtake this beautiful land because I'm a monegry poop who isn't into sustainable resources.

by holathere August 11, 2015

Moner

Hot mom boner; updated milf

I have such a moner for Rachel's mon

by Hairwrecka August 25, 2016

Minger

A person who is a ginger without freckles and has a giant forehead with very plain features.

That kid over there is a minger.

by Ipooptoomuch July 19, 2016