miiffu

The most ellite of the ellite.

OMG that was so miffu~!

by miffu May 27, 2004

MILF

An inconspicuous replacement of the term "jail bait" meaning "minor I'd like to fuck."

Hermione Granger was a total MILF in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire!

by RomanP November 8, 2010

screamin milf

After engaging in anal sex with the mother of your children, wipe your member clean on the curtains (and listen to her scream)

After climbing off of my wifes back, i wiped myself on the curtains and saw the perfect example of a "screamin milf"...

by milferizer March 14, 2008

right hand milf

wife

This is my right hand milf. I couldn't do without her.

by philologue August 14, 2011

milfag

1) A large, deaf person who has an irrational fear of giving away his middle name.

2) A "short bus"

3) Frequently says dumb things that are very funny

-Hey Milfag, what's your middle name?
-What?
-What's your middle name?
-I can't tell you.

by Master Bus May 1, 2010

miffed

To be incredibly pissed off or wicked fucking mad.

I was so miffed after I saw my chem exam grade that I wanted to kill someone.

by PaigeA May 6, 2008

milfenstein

Fit mum that was created by an evil scientist and came 2 life with 2 dildos through neck

Joe or michaels mum

by Jamie H June 11, 2003