MITch(es)

Term used to describe a female MIT student, most often of the bad variety. MITches are not only sexy, but they are smart and sexy. MITches are known for their spontaneity, love of food, and excellent taste in men and music. Upon meeting a MITch, you will proceed to feel an instant connection, and all of your other college choices will cease to be relevant. MITches are the epitome of “Work hard, play hard.” They are undeniably smart and talented in whatever they do, while remaining grounded. If you date a MITch, consider yourself a lucky person in society. MITches don’t necessarily have to go to MIT either; if you meet a girl who is both truly smart and truly sexy, you have come across a MITch or a derivative of one. All in all, MITches know how to get it done and how to have a good time.

Janna: Dude, why the fuck would you chose MIT over Stanford? What’s your problem?
Eni: I love bad MITches that’s my fucking problem!

Luke: Dude I met the hottest chick last night, she blew my... mind away with her knowledge of astrophysics and math.
Holly: Should have gotten her autograph, you just ran into a MITch.

Karen: I'll be fine as long as my MITch(es) love me!

by eniwaffles April 30, 2014

Mitch Murky

Mitch; male equivalent of a bitch.
Murky; shady, troublesome. Sometimes associated with a bad odor.

Don't trust the Mitch Murky, he is a shady man bitch that smells bad.

by Dick-shone-air November 15, 2014

Mitchese

Unintelligible mumbling used as a language by mitchells

Mitch "dsfksglisodifjkshfll"
Ryan "What in the fuck are you trying to say?"
Ben "He's just speaking Mitchese again, no one can understand it"

by dirtymitch May 26, 2014

mitch

a mitch is a male version of a bitch.

kevin hart ain't no mitch.

by bessisbetter August 1, 2014

mitch's mason

The act of filing a mason jar of semen

I finally complete the Mitch's mason challenge

by Itsyourboi March 7, 2015

mitchell dickinson

The person who everybody hates. Completely.

Some people are just Mitchell Dickinson's.

by kolejki December 9, 2015

Mitch

An expression used when your ability to curse is limited and someone is really annoying you

Leave me alone you mitch!
Stop mitching me!
Stop being such a mitch to everyone.
You mitch.

by ZookaV January 26, 2016