Low Mass

The Sacrifice of the Mass without, chanting, music or incense. Limited ceremonies are used and there is usally only one server and a priest. These Masses are usally celebrated on weekdays.

Archbishop Bugnini got triggered about Low Mass because the congregation are not supposed to make responses.

by Skyrim550 December 15, 2021

Waco Texas Massacre

An incident identical to the Tienamin Square Massacre that occured in Waco Texas, under the leadership of an identical regime.

This was a blatent violation of due process, and posse comitotus, in that a military tank was utilized in the massacre.

Timothy McVeigh unjustly avenged the massacre by lowering himself to the same level as the Clinton Administration by taking out the Federal building in Oklahoma City, and murdering as many innocent people as the Clinton Administration murdered in Waco.

The NRA made a very accurate assessment of Clinton's BATF when they called them "Jack-Booted Thugs", due to the Waco Texas Massacre.

by Aribeth April 12, 2005

Southwick Mass

Southwick is a small town in western massachusettes. Many different kinds of people live in this town but many enjoy the same hobbies. Most hobbies in a small town like this consist of dirtbikes,snowmobiles,atv, bicycles, or anything to use the land we have. People who wrote these other definitions of this town are mad because no one in the town likes them. This town is not a bad place to live at all. Life is what you make of it. Those people chose to make the worse of a small town. Most people smoke pot because there is not much to do. There are groups who make the best of this town by going on the congamond lakes, getting together on weekends, and riding vehicles on the trails we have. The school disrtict has come along way from where it was 10 years ago and most kids dont like it because the school is now serious. 10 years ago people were drinking and smoking in the parking lot before class. This town is full of small business's and its good to know people. Like anything else you can love or hate this town if hate it stop complaining about it and LEAVE! because you obviously dont belong or fit in here!!

smalltown hick town SOUTHWICK MASS

by southwick man March 15, 2011

massapequa

If you like pussy you can fit a bowling ball into, Massapequa is right for you.

A town comprised of wanna-be gangsters, and a limitless amount of sluts ranging from late teen all the way to the ripe age of 11.

Where are the parents you may ask? Well, they either don't give a fuck, or they pretend they have no clue that their son comes home at 1 AM stoned, drunk, and probably butt-fucked by his homo-in-denial buddy, and a daughter who's been knocked up serveral times and has plenty more to come.

A town where driving 70 miles per hour down a sidestreet makes natives feel they have a really huge cock. But nothing says I have a huge cock then rolling down your window while driving past a 12 year old kid on merrick road, and screaming something that most of the time isn't even a word.

You'll need a huge dick to have sex in this town, cause girls here...lets just say theres alot of room. Another thing you'll love about Massapequa is the AIDS!!! Gotta love them AIDS!!! We are number one in the U.S.! YEAH!!! MASSAPEQUA'S #1!!!

"Lets not eat at the Massapequa diner, we might catch the AIDS."

"Bra my dick is SOOOOO HUGEEEEEE. Want to see?"

"I'm not gay"

"Bra"

"Ya Bra why does my ass hurt Bra"

"Bra. This Saturday, i'm drinking Jack Dainels, then I'm gonna drink..."

"I suck dick for cash"

by K-Stro September 30, 2006

southwick mass

im from southwick, and i happen to like smoking pot and eating bbq chicken pizzas from gigis. i also like drinking arnies and smoking more pot, i like riding dirtbikes and going to parties, and smoking pot. i dont say dode, or hey, or dode hey. i love drinking beer and fucking kinda hot chicks. if you dont like that... what are you gay?

yo, lets go get a blunt and order a pizza in southwick mass.

by chickenpotpie138 March 15, 2011

weapons of mass destruction

A weapons system only allowed for US,Russia,France, UK, China and Israel. Other countries with ambitions of owning such systems will be Bush-wacked at billions and billions dollars of cost to the unemployed American taxpayer.

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

heart attack massacre

The ultimate drink created by Adam Smithson. It consists of Monster, Red Bull, Mt. Dew, Dr. Pepper, and a drop of Orange Soda, all mixed into a large subway cup...The drink is so powerfull it will have you bouncing off the walls for a good amount of time.
DRINK AT YOUR OWN RISK.

me: IM SOOO FUCKIN HYPER!
you: why?
me: I JUST SLURPED UP A HEART ATTACK MASSACRE!

by TYLERECALL April 21, 2010