lonerstoner

an insult to the person who smokes weed alone instead of hanging out with friends and smoking.

(209): lmfao i missed that?
(818): Yeah. What are you doing in there, you little lonerstoner?
(209): blazing and playing FF.

by JokestrMike89 November 5, 2009

Loser Boyfriend

Basically any white woman these days with a black/hispanic boyfriend because MTV and the politically correct left-wing America says that's what's cool.

Usually results in single motherhood.

Ashley LOVED Usher's music so she went out and grabbed any ol black loser boyfriend to show off to everyone how 'open minded' she is. Now she's 9 months pregnant and the baby daddy is in jail for mugging people with a Glock and had packets of crack in his possession. Doesn't matter though, she already hadn't seen him for the last 8 months after he found out she was pregnant. He bailed on her and got aonther 4 white girls pregnant instead. (And bounced on them too).

by KeepinItRealYo September 24, 2012

loser cruiser

an old ugly shitty car

Ken will never get laid driving that loser cruiser!

by JP November 18, 2003

Spiteful loner

A guy that is most likely to go on a killing rampage. Spends much of his time in-doors, is very rational, violent, but rather introverted and humble. Probably has very low self-steem and spends his time viewing and writing definitions on Urban Dictionary, aswell as taking online tests.

I won't make an assumption here, but not to be confounded with loser, the spiteful loner is more fortunate in his life.

by Spiteful loner July 27, 2010

loder

geek studmuffin who loves computers more than women

I'll loder. ex. I'll load her!

by QOTDW June 10, 2003

Loser

Trump in the 2020 election

Trump is a loser

by ChristopherSupremacy November 7, 2020

true loser

Someone who doesn't know the difference between there, their, and they're when writing. The true loser has horrible grammar, showing a general lack of education. Losers will neglect punctuation, and commonly drop the "g" when utalizing gerands. The true loser's attitutes toward sexuality and cannabis use also reflect a general lack of knowledge or curiosity. Generally, the 'true loser' is an idiot.

I tried to discuss Camus with a true loser the other day, but he said he only likes reality shows featuring Ted Nugent. After which, he kicked over my bong and called his DARE officer.

by ArmenTamzarian December 2, 2010