Shit licker

If you are a "shit licker", then you are a nobody at life and always no matter what never learn from your past mistakes.

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"Definitely not a shit licker"

by Dathoe225 March 26, 2020

Foot Licker

Someone who is being a real booty.

"Ok I get it foot licker."

by That one autistic Guy February 13, 2020

Lightbulb Licker

Someone so dumb that a lightbulb looks like an appetizing dish.

"Shut the fuck up, lightbulb licker."

by BmoreCrabby November 17, 2020

Table Licker

Phrase referring to a person who is so unable to refuse a dare, they will do anything, even lick a dirty table at a bar.

You should dare Beth to do it since you know she’s a table licker.

by HERX44 November 27, 2020

Table Licker

Phrase referring to someone so unable to refuse a dare, they are willing to do anything, including licking a dirty bar table

Don’t dare her to do that. She is such a table licker she might actually do it.

by HERX44 November 27, 2020

hick-licker

when you only date or are attracted to white people

“Did you hear that Sara’s dating another John?”

“Yeah, she’s a total hick-licker.”

by twistedbyivy November 27, 2020

Console Licker

Kind of like a Weeb but instead of Anime it is video games. Usually known as "geeks" but in this day and age that typically means just a cool overweight guy who likes board games. But anyway, a console licker is literally obsessed with video games where to the point where they participate in zero sports and are usually very annoying. And it also dictates their physical and mental health. And spiritual health if that applies because they skip church too GAME.

Yeah, Porter skipped church again. He also skipped school. And I can see he is online through the Xbox app. What a console licker.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020