Loaf

noun

plural - loaves
A loaded story of great value and(or) a shocking situation that a person describes. An explanation of events that will surely "fill you up"

"Oh boy, do I have a loaf for you! Wait until you hear about this."

by Ahhhh04 September 16, 2021

Loaftin

verb
-keeping someone waiting without reason;
-agreeing to make plans but never making any/following through

noun
-similar to being a wasteyute (see urban definitions)
-a person who is not responding to set/make plans

Verb
“why you loaftin?”
“you’re loaftin on me”

Noun
“Darryl is such a loaft.”
“He said he’d be here at 3, what a loaft”

by The Existentialist (.ca) September 20, 2021

loadstone

A kidney stone that gets trapped in the ureathra, but is pushed out by a fat load of cum.

Bertha: You still having trouble peeing?
Gordon: Nah, I shot out a loadstone last night so we're all good now.

by chigg bungus October 9, 2021

loafofoctopus

the best, hottest, egirl on ps4

did you see loafofoctopus playing overwatch last night? she's cracked on widow (occasionally)

by loafofoctopus October 29, 2021

Loafer

Someone who doesn’t pay attention during work, and always slacks off.

Person one: Bro, Julian is playing snake game on his computer instead of the math homework
Person two: he’s always such a loafer

by Amogushroom November 4, 2021

Loaf

A human being with immense emotional control and looks to match. They will be your savior in life and in bed too.
They possess skills unknown to even the closest of friends, and although they may seem mentally stable, they often hide the most emotions.

If you meet a said "loaf", never meet them go.

That man is such a loaf! I'm in love with him.

I wish I had a loaf in my life

by LiliiBilii November 23, 2021

Loaf

Despite common misconceptions, Loaf is one of the greatest human beings you'll find on earth. They're charming, friendly, funny, intelligent and attractive (like your mother). They will always stand by you (unless you call them bread, in which case you're doomed). They'll act annoying but in reality, they're just distracting you and keeping you annoyed at them so you're not annoyed at the world. A true friend and a goddamn beauty to look at. Don't lose a Loaf if you find one, because they're one in a million. Also they're a 10/10

Loaf is such an awesome, handsome person. I wish I was Loaf.

by Amphibaena November 23, 2021