Jordan

A salty fatherless bozo who needs to stop simping and touch grass

L+ratio+felloff+Jordan

by Yakky69 March 3, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is the most sweetest girl you'll ever lay eyes on. She has a big heart and can be super clingy. She can get jealous if you don't give her the attention she's giving you. She has a freaky side but doesn't want to show it most the time. She can get super attached to any guy. She can act incredibly shy around guys, she also never wants to start drama and tries to make the best relationship with people she enjoys being around the most.

"Yooo whos that chick!? she so fine"
"oh thats jordan"

by yeaarmpits March 5, 2022

Jordan

A Jordan is something you smell. A Jordan is kind of like a silent farther but it stinks like KY jelly and a bag of dicks. A Jordan is Jewish and cries on a big Mongolians shoulder because he is jealous and eveys the size of the chink eyed warriors penis. When a man swallows a load it's called a Jordan. There is though one thing you should know about a Jordan. When Thor found his hammer. Thor went to his toilet and took a shit. Thor got up looked at his creation and said. I'm going to call you a Jordan. And Thor proceeded to never flush the toilet again

the chink eyed warrior- hey do you smell that.
Baby jesus- yeah it was me. And I fucked up big time I just shit on the world.... and it was a Jordan.
Chink eyed warrior- oh no... well it looks like all those poor men better start clenching there but cheecks. A Jordan might slip in.
Baby jesus- father have mercy.

by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022

Jordan

A guy who loses his girlfriend to his best friend

Jordan lost his girl

by 2k 17 January 31, 2022

jordan

a duchecause with no life and is pathetic with a millimeter defeater

look theirs Jordon wells with his millimeter defeater(jordans small pp) Did you hear about the Zoo's new attraction? It's a Penis Monkey!

by penis monkey lover 49 February 1, 2022

Jordan

Simply put…Jordan is a dick. He is a horrible person who thinks he is above everyone else. He is very funny and good looking but don’t let that deceive you from how horrible he really is.

Person: wow Jordan is such an awful person
Person 2: I know right!? I can’t believe he has friends

by Urrrmum February 6, 2022

Jordan

A homosexual in denial.

me: damn they're cute
Jordan: yeah they are :)

by notaheterosexual March 10, 2022