Very random display of disgust or surpise. Also used to emphasize a point being made, or to just humor your friends. First uttered by a by a dick football coach from a small town in Kansas.
Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket!!! That was the shittiest block I've ever seen.
Guess what Chris? I got laid last night! "Well Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket, it's about time."
Guess what Chris? I got laid last night! "Well Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket, it's about time."
by Brian Ball April 25, 2006
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Neil: "Wow, Vince, we all thought you were a goner. I never saw somebody survive being sexually molested by a polar bear!"
Vince: "Dude, I got a sneak peek at Jesus."
Vince: "Dude, I got a sneak peek at Jesus."
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
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She is super gorgeous and amazing and everyone loves her. Her smile will brighten your day. But the boys love her. Watch out. She's Miss Steal-Your-Man
by Shejustwalkedinbiatch October 30, 2017
Get the Jessica mug.A time when it is so late that even Jesus Christ would be tuckered-out.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
by not_michael October 11, 2004
Get the Jesus Late mug.Extremely sexy, beautiful, smart, kind hearted, loving, thoughtful. Loves outdoor adventures, but is also great at cuddling and making her man happy in every way!
Man, Jessica sure is a hottie and knows how to have fun outdoors, but I love the fun she brings in doors if you know what I mean?!
by CountryGirl83 December 20, 2016
Get the Jessica mug.Jessica is a woman who smiles like a shy girl. She doesn't seem to know of the power in her shining countenance. Her big eyes strike the left of your chest leaving you happily encumbered and wondering if you measure up.
The source of her wholesome nature is surely a shining awareness finding no value in fabricating a facade. If she guides you in her thoughts, you are made feel at home.
...And yet she finds her injuries embarrassing and minimizes the nefarious acts of those who exploit her, but not out of fear or any weakness of the like. She sees the good in things but not enough in her self,( the latter prevailing across almost all humanity)and she's much more the arbiter of her destiny than she yet realizes.
The source of her wholesome nature is surely a shining awareness finding no value in fabricating a facade. If she guides you in her thoughts, you are made feel at home.
...And yet she finds her injuries embarrassing and minimizes the nefarious acts of those who exploit her, but not out of fear or any weakness of the like. She sees the good in things but not enough in her self,( the latter prevailing across almost all humanity)and she's much more the arbiter of her destiny than she yet realizes.
by Odd Fryman July 26, 2017
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