Jade

She is so hot you get a sunburn when she walks into a room. Thiccest thighs ever.

Teacher: "Jade it is your turn to do your presentation"
*Boy moves bag to his lap*

by AB0L October 8, 2025

jaded

being absolutely travis scott jimmy faded

bro i couldnt come to school cuz i was jaded

holy sh*tttt shes jaded af

by HDAAWG August 18, 2025

Jadeed

One of the greatest humans alive. Someone called Jadeed is someone who you can always rely on, and someone who is always there for you.

“See that person over there, they are always super nice and supportive”
“That must be a Jadeed, I love Jadeeds so much”
“Yeah me too!”

by Zeglian November 23, 2021

Jade

I can't believe not one is able to say anything about a male Jade. They are the most fun, talented, loving, kind people. Jade is a man that never fail to show love to those they love the most. They are great fathers, friends, and overall great people to be around. And they are handsome of course, can't forget that. They birthday's are usually in the greenie seasons such as March, April, May.

If you ever meet a male Jade. Don't question them about their name. It is gender neutral (you heard it here).

Jade is a good male friend to have.

by kindaabitnervous November 23, 2021

Tyla-Jade

Beauty in all forms

You look very Tyla-Jade today

by ilyilyjoyss April 1, 2025

Jade

A very cute, loving, soft, round, warm baby. Everyone loves jade because he is a ray of sunshine. When he feels cute, he becomes extra fat.

hey isn’t that adopted?
Yes thats Jade

by ifwegivealittlelove November 22, 2021

Jade Tiger

The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.

Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"

by EndGynocentrism September 2, 2017