Drink Her Pretty

When you meet an ugly chick in a club but you can't nail her until you've had a few hard drinks.

Guy #1: Hey! Did You Drink her pretty? Did you fuck that fugly chick?

Guy #2: Na man. I'm not shit-faced enough for that troll.

by TJGR May 17, 2010

Poppin' her for funsies

Enjoying intimate relations with a not so irtimate partner.

I've been poppin' her for funsies since tength grade.

by Dowhatitdoes June 25, 2009

Club her in the rough

When you bang a girl with a golf club

Me and my girl were feeling freaky and she asked me to club her in the rough.

So i did

by Lil S.W.A.A.T. January 14, 2017

Blending her Smoothie

giving a girl a rim job and fingering her at the same time

Guy1: dude I was blending her smoothie last night.
Guy2: Nice

by TheBerto March 4, 2011

dicked-her scale

Number of orgasms you gave a your woman during one session of sex.

I scored an 8 on the dicked-her scale last night! Yeah, I gave my girl 8 orgasms when we were having sex!

by JacqueBauer June 18, 2011

go caillie on her

For a girl to get into a cat fight and totally crush the other girl. Named after the infamous fight among a freshman girl and a middle schooler.

Claire. She pisses me off so much.
Ashley. Why don't you go caillie on her?
Claire. Good idea. Be right back.

by sooouthriver. October 4, 2009

pissed on her kids.

A glaring look.

All I did was ask if I could borrow her minge for a wank, and she looked at me like I'd just pissed on her kids.

by Wazza2404 October 31, 2008