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muppets on ice

Growing up in Michigan it was really cold in the winter, So I would get my hand really cold, almost frozen, and fist my girlfriend so deep I was wearing her like a Muppet
Me and Becky got really kinky the other night, she let me go to Muppets on Ice!
by Strayfrank Von Jonlak September 20, 2019
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ice sanchez

An alcoholic cocktail consumed in BC Canada by a person with a dirty 70’s moustache.
Hey Jared, that Ice Sanchez looks fab, I wish I had one!
by Hot mullet boi January 10, 2018
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ice lice

the imaginary bug often attempted to be excavated vigorously by a methamphetamine user like a gold digger on a treasure hunt leading to open sores on the methheads body, Which in turn then if left alone long enough will scab over leaving evidence of a possible icelice invasion as well as giving said heads a new interesting thing to dig at and put a new meaning to the term American picker
Keith shoulda been named after a piece of excavating equipment, that boy cant stop scratching at his ice lice long enough to get anything done. If all else fails maybe he'll get cast to host American Pickers !
by H2elCAPPYtan June 8, 2017
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Ice Rocket

When it's cold af and you get an erection
"Bro, last night I got kicked outta my house, It was the middle of winter, and some reason I had a strange ice rocket"
by Chubz3252 February 19, 2017
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Ice Pickle

Frozen pickles that can be used as icicles.
I enjoy Ice Pickles. They are a tasty treat!

Ice Pickles are fun to play with in the winter time! An icy delight!
by sngrgrl89 January 20, 2017
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Ice Cutters

When nipples are so cold, stiff and protuberant (especially of a female) that one thinks they could be used as tools for the collecting of surface ice from lakes.
Removing her towel to get into the shower, Carly noticed she had a real pair of ice cutters going on.
by ApricotFields June 18, 2020
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Iced Yourself

When you lose your smirnoff ice and find it again thereby completing the prerequisites to being iced.
Jason: "Guys I lost my ice and then found it under a towel."
Everyone: "You just iced yourself."
by ghostmann August 9, 2020
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