holiday juke

When you dump your partner right before the holiday so you don't have to buy a present.

I had to holiday juke her again this year.

by Jackie Papers December 17, 2023

Howbidya

A greeting, form of “How are you?” Or “How have you been?”

Howbidya, Sara? It’s been a while.

by Monarchy444 December 22, 2023

Howdy Pillar

The most sexiest puppet to walk the lands of the trending ARG, “Welcome Home”. If anyone says otherwise they’re a fucking idiot who probably only looks at the AU’s

“Wow, Howdy Pillar is so fucking hot tbh”
“No Wally Darling is!!”
“You’re a fucking idiot, that mf probably doesn’t know how babies are made.”

by Slinkypeepee December 30, 2023

Howbidya

A greeting; I place of “How are you?” or “How have you been?”

Hey, Howbidya?

by Monarchy444 December 31, 2023

Howdy Pillar

Howdy Pillar, the most attractive caterpillar shopkeeper known to man. If anyone says otherwise they’re a complete idiot and should be put in rehab.

Person 1: “Omg I love Howdy Pillar!!”
Person 2: “No, Wally Darling is better!”
Person 1: “Get the fuck out!!”

by Slinkypeepee January 6, 2024

Howdy Farmer

When your b**** is riding you in the car and you say howdy farmer meaning there's a farmer next to the field where you parked your car

F*** that's a good f*** howdy farmer hahaha funny b****

by Big D 420 stoner January 14, 2024

Howie Mandel

A celebrity that doesn't respond to live comments unless they are "paid" comments aka "Super Chat".

Podcast Fan: i really hope that Howie Mandel acknowledges one of my numerous comments during when he goes live...

Celebrity(POS): shoutout to moneybags1206, happy birthday to brownnoser553, hey there sphincterboy227...all of which have given money along with their comments

by anonymous January 25, 2024