guatamelon

A guatamelon is an empty two liter bottle of soda.

Does your dad sell guatamelons?

by Dick Tracy December 19, 2004

dentist guitar

The kind of guitar your dentist would play. Typically a repetitive, badly played, two chord "song"

I just couldn't get into the practicing tonight. All I could play was dentist guitar

by Bungalow Bill December 23, 2001

Guitarheroitia

The moving of calcium to the tips of the fingers

Playing guitar hero for 6 days strait thats Guitarheroitia

by atticusfunk January 19, 2008

guitarmac

1. The surface on which one typically plays guitar. Does not have to be an actual tarmac or similar item. Can be used during practice, concert, or jamming.

I sat on my guitarmac to test my new riff. I fell asleep on there too. Good thing my bed is my guitarmac.

by mellowfellow February 25, 2009

guitaring

v. the act of turning up the volume of your amp to max while playing to annoy your neighbors

Friend: What are you doing?
Me: I'm guitaring!
Friend: Wont that annoy the neighbors?
Me: Thats the point.

by Tee Hee? July 21, 2009

Guitared

Masturbating. Often to pictures of Gareth Bale.

I guitared for so long than my penis fell off.

by Mr420alot February 21, 2011

Guffard

A small turtle who practices kung fu, carries a staff, and lives in your house.

Is also the star of a future rap song.

Wheres my Guffard!

by k.e.p March 22, 2011