google dick

A picture of a dick found with google image search. Most often used for sexting when you don't want to send a picture of your actual dick.

Joe: "Yeah, she asked for a picture of my dick"
Bobby: "Did you send one?"
Joe: "Hell no! I sent her a google dick instead"

by Bendberbot50 September 6, 2011

Google Prison

Virtual imprisonment for high-level criminals, due to the facts published online about their frauds, scams and other malfeasance. (Term invented by Catherine Austin Fitts, former FHA Secretary under George Bush Sr.)

He was never indicted or convicted, but even his great grandkids will know what a scumball he was. He'll be in Google prison forever.

by Virtual Agency September 10, 2005

Google Brain

A person who is really smart, and everyone asks them for help with things they don't understand. The person has extensive knowledge of many different subjects.

Guy 1: "I think I put the right answer for #3 on that test"

Guy 2: "Well I put A."

Guy 1: "I put B. Wish I knew if that was right."

Guy 2: "Lets go ask Mike, he has a google brain."

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

self-detonating google bomb

creating a google bomb to promote your own webpage. intentionally manipulation google page ranking to make your webpage be within the top search results.

steve lerner created a webpage french military victories which when searched for using googles im feeling lucky button. would display a spoof page suggesting search of french military defeats.

by bigposerhead February 8, 2005

googal donchery

Saying that something is strange or weird. Used to make fun of someone or when you aren't being really serious.

"hey dude, lets go solve mathematical equations!" "no man, that's googal donchery."

by Sir Callahan February 9, 2007

Googol

10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, (a number with a 1 and 100 zeros)

dude your mom is 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, (googol) times hotter than Pamela Anderson

by Fat boy large November 3, 2003

Google nerd

1. Someone who is astoundingly familiar with the workings of various Google products and services, and tells all of their friends about the such products.

2. Someone who uses various Google products and services way too much to be considered normal. Products used include but are not limited to- Google Earth, Google Scholar, Google News (a personalized home/news page is a must for a Google nerd), Google Maps, Google Calendar, Google Books, Google Video, Google Talk and Google Catalogs.

Person 1: "Dude, did you see I emailed you a Google voice message about how I saw my house on Google Maps and then found a corresponding satellite image on Google Earth? I tried to talk to you on Google talk, but I was too busy looking through articles on Google Scholar and Google News while reconfiguring my Google Desktop and adjusting my Google Calendar to pay attention when you responded. You also should check out this sweet video of our Spanish project that I put up on Google Video."

Person 2: "You are such a Google nerd"

by Google Fiend December 20, 2006