german furburger

after anal sex with your girlfriend, you use your shit covered dick to make a hitler mustache above her clit.

I met a jewish girl and gave her a german furburger.

by shitpissvommit December 6, 2010

Germaned It

The act of inconspicuously inserting one's penis into the orifice of another individual.

Awww man, she was just laying there and I Germaned it

by GermanRecipient January 24, 2011

German Pole vault

The German Pole vault is like one of those gross/outrageous sexual things that you always joke around with your friends like the Alaskan Pipeline but would never actually attempt. The German Pole vault however is not gross, but would generally end in injury (and embarassment).

The German Pole Vault is when your female sex partner is lying on the bed, and the male starts standing on the bed, and then jumps down, aiming his penis into her vagina. This requires practice, accuracy and some luck or else you will end up with a bent penis.

Bro: Dude, she is so hot, I might try the German Pole Vault on her.
Dude: Thats hilarious, but if you miss, you wont have sex ever again.

by schubes66 October 13, 2011

Steven Gerrard

A great captain for Liverpool but likes to slip on his arse a few times to give away titles. Currently manages Rangers.

He slipped like Steven Gerrard

He’s as good as Steven Gerrard

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

gerrell

A nice, cool, adventurous black man who always gets the girl he is a great athlete a great friend to have all though he is known to be a nerd and he does watch a bit of anime he is a great artist

Girl1: Gerrell is so hot
Girl2: I know right I wish he could be inside me

Or
Jealous guy: why does Gerrell get all the booty
Girl: what you jealous that he's hotter than you

by Set Girl April 7, 2016

Richard Gere

When Hollywood wants to make yet another chick flick and doesn't want to pay for talent (why would you in a chick flick) Gere's name comes right up.

Director Hoib Goldbaum: "Say, lets make a movie with a mindless plot with shameless exploitation of every human emotion, depicting a lapdog husband under the control of a beautiful middle aged soccer mom who dresses well and has suspicously young children with fake southern accents."

Producer Sol Horowitz: "So you don't think Gere's already working?"

Goldbaum: "Working? Yeah, he's working with a gerbil!"

by Hoze December 25, 2004

German Shepard

a big lupine looking dog that is nearest and dearest to many hearts around the world. Ever seen Rin Tin Tin, Either of The Littlest Hoboes, or Katts and Dog? They all featured a kingly black on tan German Shepherd Dog that was the envy of any who saw these shows, and on the christmas wishlist of this author for many years since he first saw the first Littlest Hobo... Oh, yes, let's not forget Ace, The Bat-hound, Batman's furry sidekick...

Ace, the Bat-hound, London, Hobo, Toro and Rin Tin Tin, not to mention Rudolf Von Holstein Dreiste were all German Shepherds.

by J. Michael Reiter October 9, 2004