fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch

When someone bamboozles you, being bamboozled

When someone makes a fool out of you

Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!

Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill

by DirtyDave42069 March 8, 2017

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shit-fucked

when something is really fucked up

Dude did you see that accident out on 95? The highway was completely shit-fucked.

by jesusjustpostalready February 26, 2009

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Ball Fucked

When you are doin a girl with your balls and not your dick.

Yo dude, did you here he ball fucked her? Man, that has to hurt.

by Jiggity Josh January 4, 2010

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Life-fucked

The state of having absolutely no chance at life, regardless of attempts to change it.

Chris: "Yo Joe, the doctors just told me I have AIDS and my landord just evicted me. What the fuck am I going to do?" Joe: "There's nothing you can do man, you're just life-fucked".

by Sunnyjoshxp May 19, 2011

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What your average chav/brit says after his pal did something retarded, caused himself some trouble, or is about to get his ass kicked because he said some dumb shit.

American translation: "You dun goof'd"

Gavino: "Fuck your mother you petty lil twat!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate. I'm going to kick your cheeky lil cunt so hard i swear on my mum's life."

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Mark: "I just got a 300 pound fine for parking in the wrong spot!!!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate."

by odah July 14, 2014

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