guy friend

Guy that you like and flirt with, also good for hugs and candy, and beating the crap out of your x.
also potential boy friend or boy toy.

Ria:Hey Nick, Bill pissed me off today.
Nick:where's the fucker.
*10 min later*
Nick: he is in the hospital, have some candy. *hug*

by bubbles the dominatrix June 1, 2005

Facebook Friend

A person who claims to be your friend on facebook, but doesn't notice or speak to you in real life.

Matt - That girl Jessica added me as a friend last night, and we talked a lot about random crap, but in class she didn't even notice me.

Jeff - Probably because she's just your Facebook friend

Matt - Forever alone

by Im-Forever-Alone January 6, 2012

Worst Friend Ever

Someone who won't go to a wedding if it isn't open bar.

Lynna: Is Kyle going to Lindsey's wedding?

Seth: He would literally skip a friends wedding if it wasnt open bar. Shallow.

Lynna: Man, he is the worst friend ever

by beebe feeve July 27, 2010

crazy friend

Is someone who is just as crazy as you and is always thinking out the box...

Me: who's your crazy friend?
Friend: I don't have a crazy friend

Me: um yes you do its me I am your crazy friend

by CrazyAngelDust March 25, 2017

as a friend

what a woman tells she likes you as when she is really saying "no fucking way".

"I like you as a friend though..." - Man being shot down by good looking woman.

by JR May 28, 2004

whale of a friend

an exceedingly kind, generous, caring, understanding and generally fantastic friend.

you're a whale of a friend.
great. so are you.

by potato - boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew April 3, 2007

National fuck your best friend day

National fuck your friend day is a day meant for you and best friend of other gender to have some fun. June 19

Let’s fuck are best friends . Man my bf has the best dick. Yea National fuck your best friend day

by Gshajdsnndbz April 12, 2019