Dirty Fester

The Dirty Fester is when you fist your roommate and then leave the room mid nut and piss in his trash can.

“My roommate was in the middle of doing homework so I went in his room and gave him a dirty fester.”

by Wanjarthen September 17, 2021

Sister Fister the mister kisser

Your dad

My dad is a sister Fister the mister kisser

by JOHN INTERNET GOOD December 17, 2021

hayden forster

hayden is such a girlie she is so shy but has a dark side rawr if you betray her she will use her powers on you to make you pay and also her laugh is funnier then her jokes but slayyy

that girl is so slay
yea that is hayden forster

by fairygirl1853 May 30, 2022

Three Footer

A type of poop that when shitted comes out measuring 36" in length ans is normally not that thick as while shitting it forms a circle in the toilet bowl.

I've been trying to shit a Three Footer all my life.

by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023

Daddy faster

Touch grass you bunghole

FUCK ME DADDY FASTER UWU

by Bojler eladó July 26, 2023

five footer

Something that looks good from 5 feet away, but up close is not real good.

That car is a five footer.

by Pops Fereal August 2, 2023

Tornado faster than Mike

Tornado is most definitely faster than Mike. No doubt about it! Mike cannot outrun it. Mike will be sucked up, and wacked!

Mike : “ To fast for youuuuu”
Me: “ But not too fast for the tornado😂”
Urban dictionary: That’s because tornado faster than Mike!

by Looyurr August 9, 2023