food stamp

A man who won't spend any money on a girl.

Stephanie: Why won't you take me out to dinner or buy me a drink.
Danny: I don't want to spend any money on you.
Stephanie: you're a food stamp!

by nielly121 March 8, 2009

food retarded

when you absolutely gorge yourself with so much food that you lack brain function- often happens at buffets or on holidays such as thanksgiving.

Duuuude!! I totally ate myself food retarded today!

by safadse December 4, 2010

Food Court Gangster

A white suburban kid who acts and dresses like he is tougher than he actually is. He wears "gangster" clothes and talks like a thug. These kids think they are cool because they mess with mall cops. Generally, this kid is either short and is overcompensating, or is just insecure in some other way. He hangs out in the food court of the local mall and tries to intimidate people with their tough face. Usually they just get laughed at.

Dude, stay away from that kid, he looks scary
Settle down man, he's just a food court gangster, the kid's a total puss.

by kynit January 14, 2008

Food Trouph Water

To insult in calling somebody animalistic or barbaric with small minds. Refrence to "farm animals."

I dont want to talk to you no more you... empty headed animal food trouph water...

by ansemmentalBD October 30, 2009

food stamp lady

caseworker, welfare worker, social worker

"Are you you going to see your food stamp lady?" Markishia said.

by Bruce Citron October 1, 2009

food prwn

Hi Def photos of food placed in highly stylized fashion. Commonly, unique foods not typically seen or available in distribution. Mostly for people who do not want to say Food Porn

OH MY GOD!! Oreo-stuffed chocolate chip cookies. I am addicted to food prwn.

by Vegasmaximus November 8, 2011

food camper

the really annoying act of when a person is eating food really slowly, which makes you want to grab the food and shove it up their ass. It can be also done with fluids as the person tends to take a sip of a drink and put it back in the fridge for the next day.

Guy: Hey Fred, wanna go to Mac's?

Fred: Nooom, nooom, nooom....

Guy: Jesus Fred, stop being a food camper!

Fred: Nooom, nooom, nooom....*slap*

by GrapeMan May 2, 2012