crispy flower mascots

a phrase that someone said by mistake. they intended to say 'creepy flower mascots' after looking at a picture at a worksheet with a picture of some flower mascots but instead said 'creepy flower mascots'.

(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)

teacher: so the children can take pictures with these mascots.

random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-

by stJC_5/6-2 chiacasm January 21, 2023

Flower boy

A very feminine boy that usually has a look based on flowers

Tony is a flower boy

by anonymous February 13, 2023

Wanderous Flower

Someone who is moving around randomly with no end goal. Usually they have a problem they need to solve, but thinks that instead of actually working to solve it. randomly wanders around hoping the answer will find them.

“He is walking in circles around the table instead of doing his work like a wanderous flower.”

by Givebill April 27, 2025

GIVE HIM HIS FLOWERS

To glaze ones dick.

"Did you see how phenomenal that Legend was? I'm just trying to give him his flowers. Damn his performance got my juices flowing."

by xPaRqUeT May 28, 2025

Billy Flowers

The great atheism debunker.

Billy Flowers has debunked atheism many times in many different ways but many still are atheists.

by thegreatmemer June 3, 2025

Flower Jar

A women's fluids after she squirts.

I can't believe how well that pussy bloomed after I got the flower jar.

by Mr.&Mrs.O June 8, 2025

Oriental Flower

A grim euphemism referring to the pervasive and often hidden danger of unexploded ordnance (UXO) in various Asian countries, particularly those impacted by the Vietnam and Korean Wars. The term highlights the significant number of dormant landmines and other explosive remnants of war that continue to litter landscapes, posing a severe threat to civilian populations. The "flower" aspect of the phrase alludes to the appearance of certain mine triggers or fuzes that protrude from the ground, bearing a superficial resemblance to a blooming flower, thus deceptively blending into the natural environment. This term underscores the deadly legacy of conflict and the ongoing humanitarian crisis caused by these unseen hazards.

"In some parts of Southeast Asia, a walk through the fields can be a real minefield of 'Oriental Flowers,' though thankfully, they rarely have much of a fragrance."

by HELSeker June 16, 2025