virgin fart

The audible passing of gas through the anus whose sound is characteristic of one who has not experienced anal penetration during anal sex.

Person 1: *farts audibly*

Person 2: "Virgin fart! Such youthful innocence!

by Chet Mannly March 19, 2019

Conch Fart

Queef. Vaginal air discharge.

Dude, my Chipotle gas pales in comparison to Shelly's conch farts! They're brutal!

by Sparty911 June 27, 2018

young fart

Used by old people to describe young people in a somewhat disrespectful manner.

That kid there is such a young fart

by kfczinger69man June 4, 2018

Pumping farts

The art of engulfing air with your bum and retaining it and then squeezing it to create a fart. This is a skill that will make you be able to release earth shattering farts for unlimited times. Sometimes those vile ass fumes will not be coped by the average human.

Man1: Hey did you hear my fart
Man2: Yeah it was quiet I’ll teach you how to be pumping farts. Their loud
Man2: *FARTS*
Palm tree: *Flies away*

by Thefume1010 April 21, 2019

fart hadouken

To fart in ones hands and push it forcefully in someones face whilst shouting hadouken.

"Oh my god he just totally fart hadoukened me!"

by Njones91 June 27, 2016

Shrodinger's fart

The moments when, feeling the fabric leave your arse cheeks, but it could be either a large fart bubble or a sneaky poo. Unsure if it's fart or shart, it being considered to be simultaneously both fart and shart until your pants are dropped & the remnants observed.

"Oh man, I had way to much Guinness to drink last night. I woke up this morning and had to run to the loo after a Shrodinger's fart"

by ShrodingerFart May 22, 2016

Fart Sprinkle

When one cups a fart in their hand then proceeds to sprinkle the flatulent gas on a loved one.

I felt a rumbling so I proceeded to cup my farthole and grabbed a handful of fart sprinkles to sprinkle on the wife. It must of had some darkside in it cause she turned evil.

by MrWangsta April 26, 2016