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SUV Driver

Man, Mississippi has so many SUV drivers!
by Andabusheed March 12, 2024
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Puber Driver

That one time in a thousand when you call for a ride and your driver smells.
"What the hell is that god aweful smell?"
"I think its the Puber Driver."
"OMG this has never happened to me before, thank god were in the back seat!"
"Ohhh I know can you imagine sitting next to him?"
"No! Now can you roll down your window and stop asking him questions please?"
"Will do but do you think he brushes his teeth?"
"If he does its with Donky shit!"
by Gregaroidson. March 19, 2017
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Calm driver

1. P1 in qualifications

2. All eyes on the light at the start

3. Having the pace and leaving no space in the inside

2. Fighting for positions making tight turns to keep pole position

3. Always reading the situation in front of you

4. Always having your dad watching, never losing control, realizing all or nothing expectations
I had a really good start, there was a lot of cars in front of me, I didn’t let my emotions get the best of me. Commenter: Crossing the checkered flag, who will stand up in this calm driver at the next race?
by championship-know-who May 29, 2025
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Neighbor driver

when your passenger in the front seat gives you directions but you know where your going.
stop being a neighbor driver I know where I'm going
by KYL35T0N3 August 1, 2020
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penis pyle driver

Named for its inventor, it is the act of inserting a penis inside another penis from behind. It is not for the faint of heart.
Matt: Hey Thomas, ever heard of the Penis Pyle Driver?
Thomas: Man, I invented that shit! Ryan did it through my ass last night!
by IAmNotARook January 13, 2016
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Ratchet Driver

An angry aggressive driver that intimidate other drivers to move out their way.
That ratchet driver is running off the road by cutting me off by using their high beams to blind you!
by Knwac August 3, 2017
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Cali Driver’s Syndrome

Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.
Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far

Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad
by Doubletrouble50 August 3, 2019
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