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post dramatic stress disorder

Da freaked-out and exhausted emotions dat you experience after "heavy-duty" social interactions invoking minor/petty/non-existent issues dat one or more self-important and/or fame-seeking fellow humans have blown way outta proportion. Think, da red-faced and utterly-drained feeling you'd feel in grade school when da teacher would "make a Federal case" outta some extremely minor error or dispute/misunderstanding between you and one of her bratty/conceited classroom "pets".
I never bother reading "Dear Abby" anymore; too many of the letters are just preposterously-immature social-tiffs about stupidly-asinine interpersonal issues --- disgustedly wading through all of that usually gives me a major case of post dramatic stress disorder afterwards!
by QuacksO November 17, 2019
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Compulsive Brian Lynch disorder

When one feels the need to constantly tense and flex their muscles in a manner to look big and strong
Agh dude that guy totally has compulsive Brian Lynch disorder (cbld)
by Habakcbakag April 12, 2019
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Dufrene disorder

Makes people act like the people they are with, so everybody likes them. You aren’t sure if they are a robot or not. Be careful they might blowup or some shit
She is so fake I bet she has the DuFrEnE DiSoRdER
by Sophie’s opinion April 28, 2019
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divergent sexuality disorder

When an LBGT wakes-up and is unsure what to wear.
person one: May is late, she is having a bad hairball day!
person in disagreement: May stays in on account of divergent sexuality disorder.
person one: Was that her man stuff on fire on the front lawn?
PID: It was! And she woke-up feeling quite manly.
by midikurlips April 29, 2019
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autistic bean disorder

‘the way in which a human has a unusual craving for baked beans and likes the sensation of them being all over their body’
‘Lillie loves to shove beans in her hair cause she has the autistic bean disorder
by Daniel19 December 13, 2019
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osd (obsessive soccer disorder)

the state of being completely and utterly addicted to the sport soccer. (futbol)
girl: alex obviously has osd
boy: what's osd?
girl: osd (obsessive soccer disorder). all he does is wear his soccer clothes matching with his other faggot soccer friends.
by anna oup- June 4, 2019
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Bad Spelling Disorder

A 100% REAL disorder where you brain cannot mentally put together words correctly. No matter how many times the said person reads or writes the correct word, when spelling it on their own it doesn't click. Similar to Dyslexia but not the same in any means. Doesn't effect reading.
Me: I think Ella has Bad Spelling Disorder
Mom: Dumbfuck probably does.
by XOLoUwU June 17, 2019
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