D-B-Y-M-O-S-E

- Dont blame your misery on someone else.

You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.

A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.

"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"

"hey D-B-Y-M-O-S-E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."

You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.

by worldgoesround June 10, 2010

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DBI

Acronym for Double British Invasion, i.e. when two Brits attempt to chat up a foreign chick at the same time.

Eric: Have you seen Jack and Ryan hitting on that Irish girl?

Harry: Yeah that's a serious DBI right there.

by gui77 July 28, 2011

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dblo7

d-blow-7: a jew that loves free stuff. Will do anything to achieve lowest price or get things for free

yowtailo, yautairen, jewton

man, that guy just dblo7-ed me.

by Tomy12 October 16, 2008

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DBBB

Dumb Big Booty Bitch, stupid fat whore

Guy: Man she's such a whore
Guy2: No way, she's whore on a new level. She's a DBBB

by SaraLovesYouxD January 3, 2011

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Distracted By Shiny Objects

A person easily distracted by objects especially shiny ones. OMG can you not focus, you're so DBSO.

by S Web December 18, 2011

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DBA Shower

The average shower a database Administrator (DBA) takes prior to showing up and sucking at their respective job. Which consists of excessive amounts of cologne/body spray to hide the fact they have not showered in weeks, and wreak of curry.

Tim: Lets hit the bar after hockey practice

Joe: No way Ill smell like total ass bro

Tim: Just take a DBA shower

Joe: Good idea, bitches love Axe Body spray

by DuBsquared June 12, 2013

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