crack a funny

To crack a joke

Kyle: Hey Jamie.b, crack a funny

Jamie.b: *Insert joke here*

Kyle: Lol

by Pimp jamie B June 27, 2009

crack sweat

A type of sweat that originates from the crack in your ass; often happens in the summer or intensely hot weather, especially while exercising.

Man, I got like, at least a half ounce of crack sweat to mop up before I go take a jog.

by supamonkey March 30, 2005

crack rocksteady

what rude boys listen to while smoking crack

leftover crack, choking victim

by ben December 6, 2003

Crack Whore

Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart is a crack whore.

by Lieutenant Frank July 28, 2010

crack pipe

Seemingly a major problem for "gangsta" hip-hop stars and drop-out morons. The result of sudden extreme changes in temperature, causing rupture of household plumbing. Often occuring during late winter and early spring, leading to domestic flooding and a fight with the insurance company.

Ja rule: "Ya bitch, ya forgot to lag the muvvafuka, now ya got a crack pipe."

by Kristofa January 31, 2005

nigger crack

left over crack crumbs, often less desirable yet commonly fiended over

I spent the whole night tweeked, looking for nigger crack in the hotel rug!

by Harry Hotrails January 23, 2007

crack kills

Expression used to let s.o. know their butt crack is showing.

The plumber is working underneath the sinkwith his butt in the air.
You come in: "Dude, crack kills! Pull 'em jeans up!"

by Mr. Mouse November 29, 2004