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cookie pounder

When you're fucking your cousin and she takes a shit inside of a cookie mix. Then you jump on the bowl of mix butt first while you're nutting.
Oh man Christy I really enjoyed that cookie pounder.
by SummonerLingLing March 20, 2017
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Cookie mouth

The resulting chocolate coloured ring that appears on the lips of the participant of an ass to mouth incident after they use their lips to clean all the feces from the shaft. Reminiscent of all of your annoying cousins after they have eaten your Oreos. The severity of cookie mouth varies with diet, shaft size, and enthusiasm and lip colour of the shaft swabber. Is somewhat contagious as kissing can spread cookie mouth between partners.
I went ATM on this chick last night and she ended up with the worst cookie mouth I have ever seen.
by Amebo Jones March 25, 2020
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Cookie smack

It was kinda weird, but I sure didn't mind the cookie smack.
by cookie smack September 9, 2013
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Cookie Cat

An ice cream cookie that left his family behind
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colon cookie

This colon cookie is done, where's the john?
by the one time poster August 4, 2009
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lap cookie

Noun; When a person gives someone a lap dance and leaves a poop on their lap.
"Things were amazing until Janet left me a lap cookie."
by Delaneymeno September 8, 2016
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penis cookie

"Penis cookie" is what Mars calls people when trying to insult them.
by c.ase_y January 26, 2022
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