cockolate-chip cookie

A penis dipped in chocolate; A chocolate chip cookie baked in penis form.

A way to confuse a female into sucking your tally whacker.

Dude: "Hey person with a vagina, want a cockolate-chip cookie?"
Vagina: "uh..sure."
8===D 0:

by @PEINPE October 2, 2011

cocksucking cumgargling thundercunt

The greatest insult ever.

Person 1: you're a cocksucking cumgargling thundercunt!
Person 2: speachless.

by JWILLY234567 October 23, 2013

Cock Milker

A person who engages with sexual activity with men on a level that is neither respectable nor healthy, usually multiple men per day/night. The Cock Milker's lust for dick derives from their uncontrollable craving for semen, ravenously pleasuring cocks so they may harvest their sticky load. It's almost as if the creamy yield sustains their well being.

Person 1: "Elizabeth barricaded herself in that gloryhole! We've been trying to get her out for three hours now!"

Person 2: "Leave her be, a Cock Milker can't change her cumstreaks."

by ShitLeopard February 4, 2014

cock litigation

The act of two, or more, rival male suitors attempting to convince a would be companion of their sexual superiority and why they should be selected for a sexual encounter.

After three hours of heated barroom cock litigation, and despite the testimony of several eyewitnesses, David failed to make a persuasive case and Sheila decided to go home with Walter.

by Lamont Walker May 12, 2016

Cockfrogging

The action of "Dicking Down" the mother of one of your virgin acquaintances while making them watch and giving them direct eye contact along with some pointers.

Prowl sat there for 6 straight hours watching, as Giants was cockfrogging his mom with his smeat.

by Lolfuckyoudude April 26, 2020

Cockatiel

A small little bird capable of making your ears bleed yet filling the whole in your heart.

Comes in many shapes, color, and sizes and it's even possible that these little guys are used as emotional support for some people

Can be a mood, please don't sit on them. You will regret it

Person A: hey dude I heard you got a bird?
Person b: lol yeah I got a cockatiel-
Person A: oh- are you okay?

by Mals_tired.jpeg January 27, 2021

Schwarzenegger Cock

When you're married and knock up your wife and maid at the same time

WTF your wife is pregnant and so is the help, dude you have a Schwarzenegger cock

by Slick&Silly August 13, 2017