chicago

A pretty crappy city. A shithole compared to New York. It doesn't even top Boston, which isn't even the best compared to Provincetown. And the people are arrogant asshole's, unlike New Yorkers.

There's no gay scene in Chicago. Bo-ring...I'm going to San Francisco.

by AflacJack January 18, 2005

Ole Chicago Yank Job

After an onslaught of goals by the Chicago Blackhawks, the opposing team is forced to pull its goaltender from the game. Especially applies to playoff games.

After Michael Leighton gave up his third goal of the first period, fans at the United Center got to witness the Ole Chicago Yank Job when Flyers' Coach Peter Laviolette pulled him from the game.

by sportsmeatball June 8, 2010

chicano

A really unnecessary title given to an American Born person with Mexican Parents.
This title further ostracizes the Mexican People and further ensures the teasing of said people.

Chris: So what are you?
Alex: I'm a Chicano
Chris: So your Mexican?
Alex: No
Chris: Yes you are dumb ass

by Learn You Dumb Asses June 15, 2007

Chisch

Refers to using oxidation of testosterone as a model

Chisch, come what may.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Chicago Melvin

n. Sexual act involving a deep dish pizza and a pimply delivery man.

At least Lindsay has never had a Chicago Melvin ... that we know of.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2015

Chicago Ninja

When someone is passed out so hard dropping a steaming pile on their chest wouldn't wake them up. You get a fan blowing on them on high. The you rub one out standing behind the fan, and spooge so it gets blown all over them through the fan, which hopefully belongs to them.

She passed out so hard last night I hit her with the Chicago Ninja and left.

by Bring an umbrella August 15, 2016

chicago doormat

A single solid flat curb stomp to the back of the head while the victim is laying on their stomach on the sidewalk.

Man, did you see Frankie give that guy a Chicago Doormat?

by Kejax October 7, 2017