ancient chinese curse

an extremely tiny penis ; a disease that only effects your tiny penis

you are now diagnosed with the ancient chinese curse

by TGE May 11, 2004

chinese fire drill

In Detroit, the act of getting out of your car at a stop light and having it be stolen before you can reach the rear bumper.

Could I borrow a Benjamin to get my car out of impound? I tried a chinese fire drill last week because I forgot I wasn't in Ann Arbor.

by Snacman November 6, 2007

Chinese fire dragon

The most mischevious of all sexual acts: you shit on your foot and kick the broad in the face.

"I wish I could just give her the ol' Chinese fire dragon."

by thefiredragon December 18, 2007

Chinese Fuck Puzzle

A Chinese Fuck Puzzle is something totally complicated or in disaray or disorganized. A clusterfuck

I got so frustrated with that Chinese Fuck Puzzle

by Big Daddy Matty August 10, 2006

Chinese dollar store

Business establishment, usually owned by Asian immigrants, carrying inexpensive imported merchandise.

Products carried include common household products, tools, cheap toys, discontinued junk food brands, low-budget movie DVDs and mass-produced poorly-made samurai swords sold as authentic collectibles.

I didn't know there was such a thing as bootleg Sharpies until I picked some up at the Chinese dollar store.

by Andrew Morse January 14, 2007

Chinese National Anthem

1. (n) An explosion.

Jack: Hey did you hear the Chinese National Anthem playing last night?
Hanns: Yeah. It woke me up.
Jack: Yeah, I think a plane crashed.

See also Chinese Fire Drill or Chinese Puzzle.

by Jsten December 9, 2008

Chinese rain goggles

when a women squirts her juice on to a man face from a stand position .

jizz on face , Chinese rain goggles

by Bigdaddyhughes1031 January 7, 2012