from the missionary position, the man dips his dick into the vag of a girl on her period in the same manner one would use a dipstick to check for oil.
then, while the girl is suspended on chairs, the man gets underneath her, opens her vag, and then catches and swallows the menstrual blood as it leaks out, like an oil pan.
then, while the girl is suspended on chairs, the man gets underneath her, opens her vag, and then catches and swallows the menstrual blood as it leaks out, like an oil pan.
Ted: "So, I was goin' down on my girlfriend last night, but she was on her period, so I performed an instant oil change on her."
Ned: "DUDE! That is sick! Nice!!!"
Ted: "I know right?! Which reminds me, I need to go to Jiffy Lube."
Ned: "Lol, Jiffy Lube."
Ned: "DUDE! That is sick! Nice!!!"
Ted: "I know right?! Which reminds me, I need to go to Jiffy Lube."
Ned: "Lol, Jiffy Lube."
by Valvoline23232 May 13, 2011
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When I'm passing Dodge Chargers on the freeway in a hybrid Civic, that means one of two things: either their car is garbage, or its driver is.
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A quite cute game from 2018 while you try to escape a lab called "Thunder Science Company" while a annoying Doctor pesters you to become with the latex creatures.
There is also a character named Puro, he is the first non-hostile creature you meet and is very helpful in some situations, just thank him enough or something happens.
The soundtrack for Changed (by shizi) isn't that bad especially for 8-bit music as it reminds me of SNES games like Mario Paint.
When you actually fail to escape a "Latex" it changes your body completely into that Latex and you cannot go back, it's like a species change.
I give this game a 9/10. It is on steam for $6.00 if you want it.
There is also a character named Puro, he is the first non-hostile creature you meet and is very helpful in some situations, just thank him enough or something happens.
The soundtrack for Changed (by shizi) isn't that bad especially for 8-bit music as it reminds me of SNES games like Mario Paint.
When you actually fail to escape a "Latex" it changes your body completely into that Latex and you cannot go back, it's like a species change.
I give this game a 9/10. It is on steam for $6.00 if you want it.
by 2Combatious May 11, 2021
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Lola: Damn I wanna have sex with Aron, but Brad would KILL me!!
Holly: Yeah, he is really hot! I would totally do him!
Lola: Awesome! Will you be my changeling and report back?
Holly: Yeah, he is really hot! I would totally do him!
Lola: Awesome! Will you be my changeling and report back?
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Get the charger mug.the process of inserting fecal matter into a vaginal opening then subsequently delevering a stricking blow to the uteran area whereby said fecal matter is focefully and quickly exspelled through the vaginal opening
by Kurt January 24, 2005
Get the oil change mug.Ben: "Dude, did you see that? He just did a pop shove-it sex change in that half pipe!"
Jake: "Oh no...the skate park might want to kick him out for that, I dont know if the owner is a liberal."
Jake: "Oh no...the skate park might want to kick him out for that, I dont know if the owner is a liberal."
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