Get out of jail free card

Something you don't have. And I don't have.

"Man, wish I had a get out of jail free card!"

by My dictionary284 September 14, 2020

You don't have enough memory in the memory card

A casual, subtle way of calling someone stupid, as they do not have enough memory in their memory card. Or, in other words, not enough memory in their brain.

Person 1: Does 2 + 2 = 5?
Person 2: You don't have enough memory in the memory card. Is your memory card set correctly?

by Based Cow June 15, 2022

This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.

when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible

Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES

by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023

Green Card

Something that Mexicans try really hard to get or steal.

Julio: ANTONIO!! I finally got a green card!! Now I can legally cross the border!!

Antonio: There's one bad thing...

Julio: What?

Antonio: A cop was standing right next to me, and we already crossed the border.

Julio: OH SHIT!!

by WE DA MAN December 18, 2012

Red Card

A girl gives a guy a red card when she has sex with him and doesn't tell him she's on her period.

My girlfriend gave me a red card last night. I had no idea she was on her period til i pulled out and freaked out.

by theclew August 27, 2013

Memory card

In terms of memory cards, there are many different types but they all do the same thing; store information. They just save your stuff. Whatever "your stuff" may be, pictures, music, documents, etc. It's just a small piece of plastic, with a tiny little computer part inside that knows how to keep your stuff when you tell it. Then, you can take that little card with you and use it on other computers and see the stuff that you saved.
Granted, if you've saved certain types of documents, like word processing or spreadsheets or any other type of document that was created with a specific type of software, before you can view it on another computer, you have to be sure that that software is installed on the next computer you use or else you wont' be able to open the document saved on your memory card.
If it's just pictures or certain types of music, then you should be fine. So just to sum it all up, a memory card just keeps your files safe for you and makes it possible for you to take those files with you where ever you go. Neat huh?!

Courtesy : Yahoo Answers

This can be an icredibly overwhelming topic to learn b/c of the many different types of memory cards available. Stick with it though and only read about the cards you want to learn about.

by mohammad.tauseef February 9, 2009

MJV Card

Marijuana Virginity Card.
Someone holds possession of this "card" until (but not after) he or she smokes marijuana therefore losing their marijuana "virginity".

When we took his MJV Card he got sooo blazed and had no clue where he was.

by Danny.Boy. July 24, 2009