Can you guys try to get me a girlfriend 

Talking to the Jewish UrbanDictionary Editors, here.

I think they still might be watching me.

Anyway, finding a decent girl is becoming harder than I thought. Do you guys have any single Jewish females hanging around? I’m not really sure how to go about getting the perfect girl. It’s making me so mad and sad.

Can you guys try to get me a girlfriend ?

Just in case you Jewish guys are still there and are concerned

Can you guys try to get me a girlfriend by anonymous March 11, 2022

Can of Whoop Ass 

the term has been popularised, among other things, by one of the mightiest and most well-known gaming clans that participate in the famous FPS on-lnine game Far Cry: {TAF} (The Animal Farm).

As everyone in the Far Cry community knows, "For those times a can of whoop ass just isn't big enough: {TAF} In A Can!"

Can of Whoop Ass by tafdingo July 28, 2008

Can Opener 

I alone control the Can Opener...The Can Opener obeys only me.

I am the goddess of Can Openers...FEAR ME!!

Can Opener by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

can you not 

when dania is getting pissed off at Jerry & Arkmydeez, she's sincerely says "Can you not" with a pakistani accent! Its funny, because it just makes us want to piss her off more.

Sincerely,

Jerry

Ark: Guys i'm going to go study
Dania: Let's go smoke some weed and get drunk
Jerry: You guys are crack heads, i'm going to doudoun's
Ark: No i really have to study
Dania: Oh common you never want to drink, you only want to smoke up and you never study
Jerry: Buuurrrppp
Dania: CAN YOU NOTTTT
Jerry and Ark: LOL

can you not by COCKLOVERFROMCONCORDIA December 14, 2010

Can Opener 

Such a fierce buttox explosion that the methane all comes out at once. Causing the cheeks to fully seperate, and observers to flee.
Almost toxic.

As Jim went to light his cigarette, the extremelly large woman bending over in front of him let out a can opener causing the whole place to explode.

Can Opener by Jackie & Emilie August 3, 2004

can of corn 

1. A term used to descirbe the certainty that Nomar Garciaparra will win the golden glove award.

"Hey Kory, what are Nomar Garciaparra's chances of winning a Gold Glove this year?"
"Can of corn Jim, can of corn"

can of corn by Tyrone Gangstalicious August 4, 2006

can ya dig 

Translation for the Whitees "Do you understand"

Background: American Idol Reject LEROY

I'm from the Derrty Soufff can you dig

can ya dig by none January 30, 2005