Caiden

Some homosexual who licks his best friend's hands.

stop licking him caiden

by PonyTardRepellence June 12, 2018

exploring the cave

The act of greasing yourself up and crawling head-first into
a woman's vaginal opening. Usually very bloody unless the proper precautions are taken. Sometimes best down with a running start.

I was exploring the cave last night. That's why I was late.

by Naes Ttekcup December 28, 2005

cave in

Means jacked off

man, that girl was so hot so i cave in

by sexmaster12354 March 5, 2009

Cave Painting

When a man engages in sexual intercourse with a girl without any form of protection. The man fails to 'pull out' in time, therefore leaving the female with 'cave paintings' inside of her nether regions.

"We didn't have any condoms but we still done it anyway. I didn't pull out in time and she was left with some cave paintings."

by Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimon? January 14, 2008

Pedophile Calves

One who's calves are so muscular and sexy they evoke fear into the hearts of the innocent.

Jack has Pedophile Calves and makes kendall quiver in fear.

by derpdiddyderp69 June 26, 2010

go back to your cave

( originating from 'the male cave' described in John Grey's Man are from Mars, Women are from Venus):

A nicer or more offensive way-depending on the context- telling someone ' please don't talk to me right now.

Emily: Carl we can't afford to live in this apartment anymore, we need more income.

Carl: Emily go back to your cave, I'll have to think about how to best handle your request. I have to think about how to get a better paying job.

by Sexydimma July 30, 2017

Cave update

I play minecraft, but minecrafters are tough. We deal with not having a cave update. Besides, I don't see a problem with the caves that we have

friend: hey me need a cave update
me: we play minecraft, were tuff, and we don't need a cave update

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 February 11, 2020