coswallop

British term meaning "nonsense"

Coswallop, in my opinion.

by Manchesterxisxlove September 28, 2009

cost like a bitch

Something that is priced very unreasonably overpriced.

I just got this textbook and it's like, $150! It costs like a bitch!

That plane tickets cost like a bitch!

by SpankyJasy October 29, 2009

Costco Message

Sending a Instant Message or Text Message with multiple questions/answers or responses into one combined bulk message.

Friend A: hey Costco message me instead of sending me multiple texts. i don't have unlimited texting
Friend B: Oh okay that's fine. how was that party last night? i heard it was pretty sick. any plans for later tonight? i heard everyone's going down to the lake later.

by ChrisXPPro1 January 5, 2010

Cosmic Droop

To have an extreme case of "the Droop", wherein everything seems to be affecting your mood for the worse, hightening your sense of doom and gloom.

Jake: Aww man, everything's going wrong! I think i'm getting the Cosmic Droop.

by Captain Y-fronts March 4, 2010

cosmic vaquera

A standing sex position in which the girl straddles the man, holding on with her knees and thighs on his hips, and her ankles resting on his thighs (not wrapped around). She may hold on with her arms around his neck, but the man should not have to hold on to anything, as she should balance on his standing figure the entire time.

Hello class. I am Mr. Russel, your substitute teacher. Mrs. Jensen will not be here today because she injured herself trying the cosmic vaquera last night.

by DarkMatterIII March 12, 2011

Costco Clusterfuck

When the shoppers of costco all jam up the walking area wating for a popular sample. Impossible to get through, and usually ends up with the sample running out, causing rage.

I was trying to get myself some bread, but that monthly smoothie sample stand was causing a Costco Clusterfuck, and getting through it was impossible.

by armthecoolkid June 18, 2011

Cosbplay

The act of dressing in black face and ugly sweaters.

I went to the 80's TV convention and saw a couple of people in Cosbplay.

by Arnold Elfman July 28, 2011