DarkMatterIII's definitions

nurkies

Engorged, lactating breasts with chapped, swollen nipples.

Mama gon' bust out them nurkies so's to stuff a cryin' mouth full of titty tears.

by darkmatteriii April 14, 2016

cosmic vaquera

A standing sex position in which the girl straddles the man, holding on with her knees and thighs on his hips, and her ankles resting on his thighs (not wrapped around). She may hold on with her arms around his neck, but the man should not have to hold on to anything, as she should balance on his standing figure the entire time.

Hello class. I am Mr. Russel, your substitute teacher. Mrs. Jensen will not be here today because she injured herself trying the cosmic vaquera last night.

by DarkMatterIII March 12, 2011

nurse

An exclamatory adjective used when something is fantastic. Synonyms include: Nice, Sweet, Gnarly, Great, Cool, Bitchin', Fantastic, Sick, etc.

Peed on it. It's negative.

Nurse.

by darkmatteriii June 4, 2016