Computard

1. Some one who does not know how to do the simplest things on a computer, even if it's right there in front of them.

2. A computer that is really slow and crappy and never does what you want it to do... even if you're a computer expert.

1.

Goerge: Hey Jimmy, how do i turn it on?
Jimmy: The big button.
George: Uhh... What?!

Today, I tried to sign up for facebook. I filled out all the fields, but I couldn't find the sign-up button. I'm such a computard.

2.
Computer: There is a problem with the server. Application will close in 10 seconds.
Amanda: WTF?! Maybe I'll just reboot it.

Computer: *after being rebooted* Startup Failed. restart Computer Shut Down cancel

Today, I decided to use Patrick's computer. It took 10 minutes just to get in to the internet. Ugh. It's such a computard.

by lvvrgrl June 18, 2009

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Computerus

A computer owned by a woman, and feminized until it is rendered useless to a man.

"Where's mom?"
"She's upstairs working on her computerus."

by Gribby May 23, 2008

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Dual Computers

A no0b term used by Kawanu which is a tauran warrior on shadowmoon. It is used to describe having two computers in your room....

Jesse is a dumb ass "I have dual Computers in my roomzors ZOMGZ!!!1111"

by Zach Nate September 19, 2006

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Computron

another word for Computer Lab. Coined by Colin Healey at DASAC.

See: Sleep Apnia, RISD, Pixilation.

"Editing in the Computron with me and Noah! But DON'T SIGN UP until you've talked to one of us, because it's an EDITING, not a SHOOTING, class. In the Computron! Block 2!"

by Casemander P-Vice September 30, 2007

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