A zombie that lives on the internet. It follows and attacks casual internet users so that they become lifeless zomgies that spend all their time on the internet, computers, or whatever else people with no lives do.

If you are to ever come in contact with a zomgie, shooting them in the head will not prevent them from pwning you at full force, you must hide and wait till their internets cut out, till they get bored, or you must try and pwn them (of course if you wait the many days for their internets to run out or you bother pwning them then you're already in the first stages of zomgism).

Most zomgies use words such as zomg or stuff your brain hasn't learned yet because yours have not been consumed by a zomgie, and if you have, good for you.

DividedBy0: zomg, I'm a zomgie now.
NoobUser: I see, how's that working out for-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
LOLCATS42: *eats NoobUser's eBrains* Don't worry mam, I'm from the internet.

zomgie by FromTheInternet July 4, 2008

Related Words

ZOMGZ • zomgzenhymer • zomgzers • ZOMGZILLA • Zomgzort • ZOMGZORZ • ZOMGZORZ!!!!!!111!!!2!! • ZomgZSquad • ZOMG ZUFALL! • ZOMG

zomg

zOMG is a varient of the all-too-popular acronym "OMG", meaning "Oh My God".

The "z" was originally a mistake while attempting to hit the shift key with the left hand, and type "OMG"

Also used in all-caps, 'ZOMG' is generally used in a sarcastic manner, more often than not a humiliating fasion. It is also used as a device for stating the obvious.

"zOMG! you r teh winz!!one!!eleven!"

zomg by ectweak August 31, 2005

zomgwtfbbq

Used to express extreme and over exaggerated emotion; mostly for comic or ironic effect.

Zomgwtfbbq, that movie was so awesome!

Zomgwtfbbq, I told you not to sleep with my grandma!

I totally zomgwtfbbqed when I ate that burger.

zomgwtfbbq by McSpankenstein July 25, 2010

ZOMGBBQPIZZA

A pizza often containing toppings such as ZOMG and BBQ and some times WTF.

Created by the weak scripters or Scr1pt0rz of habbo hotel the lamest game to hit the net with lame lvls reaching over nine thousand. The term was often blurted upon entering a hacked room.

1. Person: *enters room* "ZOMGBBQPIZZA, my r00m 1s h4x0rd !"
or more common
2. Person: *enters room* "ZOMGWTFBBQPIZZA, my r00mz is hax !"

ZOMGBBQPIZZA by lolololzolo April 3, 2008

ZOMGPWNSAUCE

zomg + pwn + sauce. It is a dish. You eat it if you get pwned. It's pwnsauce. You serve it if you pwn. Best when served at room temperature with a side of ROFLWAFFLES.

Me: Yea you like that zomgpwnsauce?!
You : wtf?
Me: STFU AND EAT UR ZOMGPWNSAUCE! YEEEEEEA

ZOMGPWNSAUCE by hingerdinger September 11, 2006

zomgwtfbbq

1.The combination of zomg/omg,wtf and bbq.
2. Used to express exaggerated emotions like joy, pain, pleasure, confusion, anger, etc..
3. Commonly mixed up to show mixed emotions.

Guy 1: i kiLLeD jOO foo!! haha!!11

Guy 2: ZOMGWTFBBQ!!!11 AMAZING. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!111eleven

zomgwtfbbq by Cybit May 13, 2006

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026