A zombie that lives on the internet. It follows and attacks
casual internet users so that they become lifeless zomgies that spend all their time on the internet, computers, or whatever else
people with no lives do.
If you are to ever come in contact with a zomgie, shooting them in the head will not prevent them from pwning you at full
force, you must hide and wait till their internets cut out, till they get bored, or you must try and pwn them (of course if you wait the many days for their internets to run out or you bother pwning them then you're already in the
first stages of zomgism).
Most zomgies use
words such as zomg or stuff your brain hasn't learned yet because yours have not been consumed by a zomgie, and if you have, good for you.
DividedBy0: zomg, I'm a zomgie
now.
NoobUser: I see, how's that working out for-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
LOLCATS42: *eats NoobUser's eBrains* Don't worry
mam, I'm from
the internet.