A piece of digital content—like an article, story, or thread—that’s so compelling, you can’t stop scrolling.
Like “page turner” but for things you read on your smart phone.
Like “page turner” but for things you read on your smart phone.
“ That longform essay on Elon Musk’s sex life was a total scroll burner—I read the whole thing in one sitting”
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A human female who has sexual intercourse with robots of her own volition, indelibly altering her physical and moral disposition.
"I hear Stacey is an Oil Burner—always hanging around those cliggers."
"Disgusting, makes me sick to my stomach just thinking about it."
"Yeah, well at least she ain't a Coal Burner."
"Disgusting, makes me sick to my stomach just thinking about it."
"Yeah, well at least she ain't a Coal Burner."
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Get the Oil Burner mug.by Mary Jane Burnett October 21, 2008
Get the Mary Jane Grace Burnett mug.when you need a poo soo badly that it burns your bladder. Then you try to get it out of your system but all you can manage is a turtle neck.
"cor, last night jim i had the bladder burner. hurt like hell and i was on the toilet for `13 hours trying to get it out"
by LiamBest February 23, 2009
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You stand over the object of fornication, ejaculating into their eyes, saying "I am the captain now." Bonus points if you have aids or some other west African STD.
You stand over the object of fornication, ejaculating into their eyes, saying "I am the captain now." Bonus points if you have aids or some other west African STD.
I totally hit her with the West African Burner last night. She's in for a nasty white blood cell count surprise a year or so from now, but who cares! I'll be out of this continent by then.
by DSoPaB April 6, 2017
Get the West African Burner mug.When something severely hyped by the community turns out to be a major disappointment or fails miserably, it is said that such thing "crashed and burned". It is usually used in conjunction with the Hype Train.
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