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Brooklytalian 

A person of Italian descent who hails from Brooklyn. Often holding an extremely large ego, the Brooklytalian (Alternative spelling: 'Brooklitalian'), has no problem boasting about what a badass they believe themselves to be, and can often be seen declaring their believed standing on the human food chain; That is, the top.

Due to coming from 'the most ghetto place in the world', most if not all members of the Brooklytalian race like to make others believe they're the head of a gang or in the mafia or some bullshit like that. If one makes an unfortunate encounter with a Brooklytalian, especially an irate one, they best prepare themselves for a long, long bragging session. Attempting to get away from the situation will only result in a threat to have a 'cap popped in your ass'.

It is to be noted that female Brooklytalians can go on bullshit sessions just as long-winded as the males can, if not longer.
Guy #1: (while speaking to an audience) : "...So of course I beat the guy's head in. Don't feel bad for him or nothin' - That's what he gets for messing with me; Tony, the baddest guy in Brooklyn!"

Guy #2: "That guy's been saying the same thing for about an hour now...What's his problem?"
Guy #2's friend: "Oh, don't mind him. He's just a Brooklytalian."
Brooklytalian by Mstu September 20, 2009
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a total brat lies to much and is not affraid to steal your man. she dose whatever she wants when she wants and she is as slutty as can be she is also most of the time a brown haired bitch that will screw you over
Girl1 hey who is that girl stealing?
Girl2 oh thats just the local bitch Broklyn
broklyn by DEPPRESEDPAnda February 29, 2020

Brooklynn 

An ugly girl. She never does shit right and shes fat asf. She has ratchet ass guys hitting her up 247 but they ugly 2. She has guys the fuck it up like osbeodbwldjdie but then theres all the stupid people.
Brooklynn is so clumsy. That is definitely herrrr
Brooklynn by UglyAssBrooklynn August 15, 2018

Brooklynn 

A Brooklynn is a person who tagges people on Instagram and they die don't let @kitten0567.backup tag you she has killed xxxtentacion please help pray for x
Jimmy boi- hello Brooklynn
Brooklynn- can I tag you in a post
Jimmyboi-nooo stop I don't wanna die
Brooklynn by Atalo July 6, 2018

Brooklynne 

Big hoe. Big bitch, literally is such a fucking fag she could pass as Donald Duck without a dick. She is so fucking mental she sucks a washing machine thinking its a penis.
Me: Dude this one girl tried to fuck my dryer
Jimbo: Yea, thats my retarded ex Brooklynne
Brooklynne by PapiHomo December 1, 2018

Brooklynese 

The accent uneducated people of New York and greater use.
There is such thing as a New York accent, but when people push the limits using this lingo, they come off as morons.
Brooklynese by VanBuren October 23, 2004

Brooklynn 

/biCH/
A completely terrible person, she sucks at everything she does. She can never make up her mind and is always on edge. She has so many minor life problems, she needs everyone to feel sorry for her. She has so many side hoes, its astronomical, or more than grains of sand. She tries to make friends, but no one wants her. If you are that dumb person that is her friend, drop her right away because shes probably talking behind your back right now. If you ever meet a Brooklynn RUN. She is probably obsessed with a guy named Andrew that cheated on her a few times. Although that will not stop her from getting cheated on again! She is also usually obsessed with herself, they'res no need trying to make her stop.... So in conclusion shes just a B*%#H.

( Also if her last name is Black.. then i'd just kill yourself... its better that way )
She stabbed me in the back? Well her name is Brooklynn!
Brooklynn by bitchslapper552 February 1, 2019