J Bell

A homosexual person with a left ear ring who many believed was ment to be on the right ear. Also a person who has a slight lisp, is fat, short hair, horrible acne, and is a tomato. Not only is a J Bell fat twat, their mother is also. The doctors not only had to do a c section, they had to knock the mother out so she would stop yelling "i don't want a gay son just shoot him". A J Bell only sees female genitalia when they are born. After that when they are home alone cause they don't have any friends they start messin with their chode and decide to look at some 80 year old men give each other cleveland steamers, the computer shuts off because not only does it not want to look at a J Bell, it is in denial that it couldn't have been put to more use. A J Bell is also so fat that when a tennis ball is hurrled in his general direction, his gayness repels it into the street or surrounding area, because the tennis ball doesn't want to get J Bell Coodies. See J Bellititis for a list of symptoms for this disorder.

"Stop being such a J Bell"
"I J Bell'd your dad last night"
"If i were emo, i would be a J Bell"
"That dookie i took looks like a J Bell"
"He is so fat he could be a J Bell"

by Ruzz June 11, 2006

Chinker Bell

A "Chinker Bell" is any type of race who has really slanted eyes.

Person 1: Hey, her eyes are all chinky and slanted!
Person 2: She's such a Chinker Bell.

by Volta Sage June 23, 2011

packard bell

Shit Company! I Xtreme has winXP-ONLY drivers for sound card. Doesn't come with Installation CDs. Replace the hard disk and buy a new operating system!

Want to buy my new Packard Bell I Xtreme for half price??

by hardlun November 13, 2004

binty (bell)

A word to describe someone who has carried out an unforgivable foolish act:- commonly derived to describe/embarass 'peru' stu bell...

For example: after peru has eaten a piece of meat (he's a veggie), u would refer to him as: "" STU YOUR A BINT...!!!" The Slimeshites your downfall sir...

by Graphic Designer Extraordinaire. January 20, 2005

Cheesey Bell

Some-one with a cheesey bell is somebody who hasn't washed there cock properly and a white cheesey substance which smells vile.

"I tossed that lad off, and he has a cheesey bell!"

by Bf94 March 7, 2009

Baby Bell

Mature smeg build up around the bell end

She said she liked cheese, so I let her lick the baby bell off my helmet

by wool dog February 23, 2011

corky bell

a corky bell is when someone has cup of coffee and can not make it from one point to another without spilling it. Thus leaving a trail of coffee dots on the floor.

a big night on the grog and decide to have a coffee before deciding to head to bed then spilling half of it on your way back to your seat. You have done a CORKY BELL.

by derwood111 September 28, 2011