baby-batter brownies

A seemingly delicious chocolaty dessert where the secret ingredient is jizz. A perfect way to break up with a lying/cheating ex.
It is best accompanied by a video of the person cheated on and a guy or girl (at least one guy is needed) having sex then cumming into the brownie mix.

Girl: I just found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me the whole year we have dated.
Guy: You gunna leave him?
Girl: Yes, but I want to get back at him.
Guy: Send him a porno of us, and make him some baby-batter brownies.
Girl: PERFECT!! He will never see it "cumming!"

Guy: That's the magic of baby-batter brownies.

by The Breakup Doctor January 11, 2013

Duracell Battery

Usually referring to an African American person with bright blonde/ ginger colored hair.

Person: Have you heard that black people are starting to bleach their hair blonde?
Me: Yeah, I call them Duracell Battery

by LuckerVangersaad June 15, 2018

Mongolian Battering Ram

This uneventful situation occurs when the woman’s vagina is too small to accompany the man’s schlong. The male attempts to use his penis as a battering ram to forcefully penetrate the woman’s vagina, mimicking the act of a crazed Mongolian trying to annihilate the Great Wall of China. If and when the man achieves penetration, a successful Mongolian battering ram has been accomplished.

Guy: Dude how was your weekend?

Nick Foles: It was great. I won another Super Bowl and performed a Mongolian Battering Ram on my wife because my dick is just way too big.

Guy: Bro that’s wicked. You’ll have to show me sometime.

by Stoney69 January 5, 2019

mario vs sonic beatbox battle

this video is by verbalase on youtube which portrays his beatboxing skills in the form of animated characters. In this case they are mario and sonic. Mario starts off beatboxing with a very nice spit volume and nice vocals raping singing beatboxing combo. He calls sonic's shoes ugly and the sonic calls himself fast. Then he goes supersonic and then starts doing the slow floss in a very intricate fashion. His palms open and slowly flossing. Then sonic proceeds to roast mario at the end of his performance.

mario vs sonic beatbox battle yes

by whenthepenismusicstartsplaying February 16, 2020

battery

Metallica's best song IMO

Smashing through the boundaries, lunacy has found me! Cannot Stop the Battery! Pounding out aggression, turnis into obsession! Cannot kill the Battery! Cannot Kill the Family, Battery is found in me!

by Deathbyspoons August 11, 2004

battle wagon

A battle wagon is any type of makeshift vehicle that is epic enough to be titled as such. The more epic a battle wagon is, the more likely it is to be spelled with all caps. In order for it to be a true battle wagon, the operator or rider of the makeshift vehicle must yell, "BATTLE WAGON!!!" at the top of his/her lungs while it is in motion. Although most battle wagons are ill-considered for actual battle, the mere battle cry of the battle wagon is enough to cause the foes of its rider to quake in terror.

Jenn: What are you guys doing?!
Josh: BATTLE WAGON!!!

by KennyB23 April 29, 2010

Ranga Battle

When two or more Ranga's battle one another. Usually lots of fiery punching, hissing, etc. Always to the death.

John: Hey Bruce check out those two Ranga's
Bruce: What are they doing/, they look like their fighting!
John: Holy shit RANGA BATTLE!

by Ranga Hunter April 29, 2009