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Batting in the shade

To be disoriented. Term is derived from baseball, when shadows covering the field make it difficult for batters to gauge the speed of pitches.
My friend was totally batting in the shade when he was trying to order a drink after he spilled the last one all over the bartender.

When I woke up in that guy's bed, trying to find my clothes on the floor was like batting in the shade.
by oneflipflop January 16, 2009
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buttonedness

The way in which someone is used to pressing buttons on a cell phone.

Right-buttoned: Used to having OK on the right, cancel on the left
Left-buttoned: Used to having OK on the left, cancel on the right

Often when someone has to use a cell phone with the opposite button configuration, great confusion will arise from many accidentally closed screens and inadvertently opened menus.

Derived from "handedness."
John: Hey Jane, can I use your phone real quick?
Jane: Sure, here you go.

...several minutes of frustration later...

John: God dammit, I keep hitting cancel! I'm left-buttoned, I'm not used to OK being on the right!
Jane: ikr? When will they start making the buttonedness the same on all phones?
by diemi May 9, 2009
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BatWong

A person or object by the name of "Wong" that has batlike qualities, such as bad vision. If referencing an object, "batwong" implies that the person who created or purchased the object clearly can not see correctly.
That shirt is SO BatWong
by m304582 December 1, 2010
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Button Lovable

Button lovable: adj.; when one is prone to being "loved" by buttons, meaning that buttons are cooperative and pleased to be of service to the user. Being button lovable entails buttons working properly for the user and generally making that happy "click" sound for the enjoyment of the user.
Person 1: My buttons never make that sound for me!
Person 2: They only do it because I'm button lovable.
by An Autumn Breeze June 7, 2011
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Buttoner

Yo dude I'm too lazy to get up. Can you get the buttoner for me?
by lna0305 November 4, 2011
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Barton 2B

1 Noun: An organization of the best and most bad ass at RPI.

2 Adjective: Like A Boss.
Chuck Norris applied to be an RA in Barton 2B but didn't make the cut.
by Barton 2B November 14, 2011
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batonman

a man or boy who frequently gets into embaressing situations whenever he's horny because he has a huge stiffy in his pants
Check out that batonman! he has a huge stiffy in his pants!
by tory borty December 24, 2012
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