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awkward tepee

During an awkward moment, this hand gesture is used to mark the situation as awkward, usually making the situation noticeably more awkward. The awkward tepee is made by placing both of your hands/arms in a bottom-less triangle surrounding your head. Can also be performed with two people using one arm each, connecting with both heads in the "tepee." Both heads must be IN the tepee or it's just not right.
Girl 1- "Say something awkward"
Boy- "huh?"
Girl 2- "Spread em!"
Boy- "huh?!"
Girl 1- "Yes!" *awkward tepee*
by kkjenna October 6, 2008
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Akward Dumpster

A known mood killer, unless you're into this sort of thing. A sexual act that consists of a female performing a blow job on a male, the female swallowing the cum, and throwing it back up on the male's penis. This can be on purpose, or if really drunk, or sick, by accident.
Bro, Donna was so wasted last night, when she was blowing me i got an Akward Dumpster!
by FR3SH 2 D3FF December 15, 2008
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Akward Flag Pole

It's when one person puts their fisted hands on top of eachother to make the pole. Another person then puts their hand on top of "the pole" and makes a flag and waves it. It's used in akward or just randomly to get some laughs. Also done when everyone starts doing different kind of akward things, like the akward turtle, blowjob, moose, etc.
After Johhny made his comment we all started doing different akward things, me and Jamie did the akward flag pole to the amusement of everyone.
by Caboose1 December 12, 2009
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awkward lesser panda

One who is perpetually on a diet but nonetheless continues to consume a disporportionately massive amount of food.

One, like songminjae, who speaks, pauses and laughs intermittently. However, this is not done for comedic effect, but is indicative of what might be a more serious speech impediment.
I thought.. hhahaha.. I was more of a awkward lesser panda.. haha
by UPenn Law October 23, 2011
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Awkward

1. Used in any type of silence, that spans short or long.

2. Used to end a conversation

3. Something you scream in the middle of the public spontaneously.
Jim: Hey, Mitch. How's it going?
Mitch: Fine, thanks. How about you?
Jim: Great! I'll see you around, Mitch!
Mitch: AAAAAAAWKWAARD!!!

Awkward...
by Youttttt November 29, 2011
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Awkward Salmon

When you come up behind or in front of someone and wiggle your hand up their crack without penetration.
Steve awkward salmoned the shit out of Susan last night.
by Maebabe January 1, 2018
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Awkward Boner Situation (ABS)

when you get a semi or a full on boner at the wrong time
AWKWARD BONER SITUATION (ABS) Example:-

Theme: A Couple sat on a bench

Person1 says: hey let's go for a walk
Person2 says: Oh crap, hold up
Person1 says: whats up?
Person2 says: My ABS just kicked in
by BigTyrone80 July 22, 2020
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