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The United States of America 

The fattest, dumbest, and most self absorbed country in the world.
It's not the United States of America! It's just America God dammit!

Captain America 

A man who refuses to practice safe sex, believing he is immune to all STDs (a la Captain America's immunity via Super Soldier Serum injections).
He's pulling a Captain America by refusing to wear a condom when he knows she's packing heat.
Captain America by LuluBleu September 6, 2017

butt crack of America 

A phrase used to describe Oklahoma.
Person 1: "Why did white people make the Native Americans move to Oklahoma?"
Person 2: "Because Oklahoma is the butt crack of America."
butt crack of America by Meanpie November 18, 2016

We don't say that in America

Coined by Justin Bieber, this term allows anyone to get out of any situation where they don't know what on Earth they're talking about.
Guy 1: Hey did you sleep with my girlfriend last night?

Guy 2: Your girlfriend?

Guy 1: Yeh my girlfriend...

Guy 2: Uhh... we don't say that in America

Guy 1: Ok dude that's cool then.

Guy 2: *fuck yes*

this is america

Something said by whiny racist rednecks when they don't want anyone else speaking another language.
"Yew cant say dat! This is america pal!" - some redneck.
this is america by Adrian November 4, 2006

England vs America 

When Americans (or "yanks" what ever you prefer) say they aren't English but when someone says something in a foreign language they say " in English?" or "Speak English!" Just want to point that out by the way.
And the English is NOT eastern. We are western. Correction, Japan is the east. And I'm English so I would no if England is Japanese.
One last thing, England/Britain or the brits is NOT posh, snobby, clean, and drink tea all day and make horrible remarks sort of people, it is told that london, nottingham and scotland, wales are more dangerous then america like new york or something. Also we do NOT use long intellectual words or what ever, or write like it, example. Whatever- Wat ever, Here- ere, No- Na, Yes- yhh so on...And we do NOT have big teeth!!!

So ive cleared that up I just like to say I AM SICK OF PEOPLE TAKING THE PISS OUT BRITAIN AND CALLING US ARSEHOLES!!!
(yes i put arse not ass cause ass means a donkey.)