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Alpha Dump

when your dump overrides the smell of other peoples dumps in a public restroom, thus asserting your dominance over them, and granting you relief from their aroma.
I took an alpha dump in the middle stall this morning. The other two left immediately.
by New_Uzer November 15, 2016
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Alpha

1. The first letter of the Greek alphabet. See Α, α, ἄλφα, and alfa.

2. In game development, used to denote a stage of the game development when key gameplay mechanics are implemented. Comes after Pre-alpha and before Beta.
3. In a social hierarchy, used to denote a person who has a high social position, an example is an alpha male.
Usage 1: Alpha is a letter of the Greek alphabet.
Usage 2: The game is currently in the alpha stage
Usage 3: He is an alpha male.
by GravityManipulationUnit June 7, 2020
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Alpha so2

A shitty head kid who thinks he has gamesens bt he don't know Bots are better than him.
by Cyberg so2 November 11, 2020
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alpha model

An alpha model is a person (male or female) who performs oral sex on members of the opposite sex.
"I'm so stoked that my new girlfriend is an alpha model."
by Potassium June 21, 2005
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alpha

first letter of the Greek alphabet (Α α).
"Alpha, beta, gamma, A, B, C..."
by hydorus shui October 1, 2023
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jerkoff-alpha

Someone who obsessively watches/reads "alpha male" content and videos on Youtube and other dating/game sites, but never actually applies any of it in real life to better themselves. They are typically cowardly and insecure and have a tendency to shame and criticize others online for being "betas".
He's such a jerkoff-alpha, All he does is shame and talk shit about others for being beta, but yet he never shows his face or reveals any info about himself.
by RoundLost12 May 14, 2022
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Alpha Lion

A male who is extremely protective and possessive of what he considers his. He will love you for the rest of time if you treat him right. He will make you his Luna, but if you hurt him, he will retreat and take care of himself first.

He can be skittish, but it's mostly to protect his own and your modesty. He will always go out of his way if he is able to, to show you he loves you.
Has a really high sex drive. Loves nature. Needs space to think, but ultimately will enjoy your company. OCD when it comes to cleanliness, also very hygienic.

He's someone that you can trust with your life, if he cares for you. Really hard for him to trust. Strong, loving, and kind, you'll never find a better human.
Me: "My Alpha Lion I love you. I'm never letting you go. Not ever."
Him: "You're mine, my Luna."
Me: *sigh* "Yes sir."
by Chrysanthemum Jade November 21, 2021
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